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[ggamer]

"Suit. Run diagnostic on component radar."

Radar component cannot run because core EM Transmitter is being scrambled, probably by a radar jammer.

Definateley pirates.

Silly CPU Proponent, you cannot head to sector #385 because it is in space.

Wait, how did you know that?

Obviously, the creators programmed you with a core CPU, as well as a small group of CPU Proponents, known by the GF as the ACF, or Artificial Collective Consciousness. They help keep you from becoming corrupted. Handy.

How did you know that.

What is wrong with you.

WARNING, PIRATE RAIDER SHIPS OFF THE STARBOARD BOW IN SECTOR #287 AND CLOSING. ALL MARINES TO BATTLESTATIONS.

A marine pauses next to you.

"Proto, get on the fucking hop! You know what Pirate raiders mean, and so do I. We have VALUABLE CARGO! LET'S GO PROTO!"

Rude.

 

Spoiler: hud (click to show/hide)

Energy
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100/100

Friendly troops in room-count overload. more than 380 troops in room at one time.

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low danger

STATUS: HEALTHY
LOCATION: BARRACKS

Mark 38 Pulse Rifle
30/30

[Armok]

Maybe you were given some starting memories from factory? maybe you subconsciously connected to some wireless network? Maybe you ate an encyclopaedia?

[Dutchling]

go EAST to the TRAM STATION to quickly get to the pirates

[NRDL]

go EAST to the TRAM STATION to quickly get to the pirates

This. 

[ggamer]

Ate an encyclopedia? Such a silly synapse.

Time to go to the Tram station.

You are in a TRAM STATION. There are marines loading onto a CAB. There are TRAM CABS to the WEST. There are troops to the SOUTH and NORTH.

You climb onto the tram. The lights dim, and the Tram AI's voice echoes over the speakers.

Tram bound for;

COMMAND  BRIDGE

Please hold on tight, tram will be going at three times normal speed.

This shouldn't be that bad. I mean, normal speed is only-

THUMP

Ow. Your diagnostic indicators are ringing like crazy. You must have bumped your cranial casing on something. No major damage though.

Now arriving at;

COMMAND  BRIDGE

Thank you, and have a very safe day.

The doors open, and Marines flood out of the CAB.

You are supposed to report to guard the MAIN BRIDGE.

You are not enthusiastic about this at all, if you could have feelings over this subject.


 

Spoiler: hud (click to show/hide)

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Friendly troops in room-count overload. more than 380 troops in room at one time.

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Slight danger

CURRENTLY ON COMMAND BRIDGE
STATUS: HEALTHY
LOCATION: TRAM STATION CB

Mark 38 Pulse Rifle
30/30

[Dutchling]

marry the BRIDE
you cheated >.>
ask AI/WIKIPEDIA/EVE if you can fix your suit, otherwise ask marines next yo you for a cool energy shield of some sorts

[Kicior]

Repair yourself.

[ggamer]

You are frustrated by the lack of point getting by your CPU Proponents.

Electromagnetic jamming has disabled the radar. Radars run by broadcasting electromagnetic energy.

You are completely sure of this fact.

[Dutchling]

FOLLOW the marines and SHOOT at whatever they shoot at.
But from a slightly safer distance

[Kicior]

"Proto, get on the fucking hop! You know what Pirate raiders mean, and so do I. We have VALUABLE CARGO! LET'S GO PROTO!"

Say "GTFO! I am the VALUABLE CARGO!" and evacuate. You are too important to die.

[ggamer]

What? You do not understand "GTFO". That's the first time you heard that.

You have a special assignment. Besides, the Pirates aren't THAT close-

WARNING, PIRATE RAIDER SHIPS AT SECTOR #97 AND CLOSING. PREPARE FOR COLLISION.

[ggamer]

Bump, art coming in sometime soon.

EDIT: Actually might make it an animated adventure. Posting HUD soon.

[ggamer]

done.

Spoiler: What's up? (click to show/hide)

Not the best thing ever, but it's the first picture I've made with GIMP, so yeah.

[QuakeIV]

Find the nearest marine officer and report for duty.