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[Wolf Tengu]

Unless they're edible. Same applies here I suppose.

[iceball3]

Wolf Tengu with amazing eyesight who has a sword and sheild, versus anthro cat who's a freaking tank if he gets drunk somehow.
It's pretty much evenly based on luck.
Of course, include danmaku, then the cat is dead.

[Yoink]

I have no idea who you are. I oink a few times and charge at your head, boar-style.

[noah22223]

Flaming pigs, meet Battle Line.

[iceball3]

Battle line, meet cat...
Dead cat i mean. Cat is dead. Stupid battle line.

[Darvi]

Hmm. Id probably go all "KITTEEEEEH! :3" at first, and when he scratches me I'd just let it go. I just can't harm any chaotic species unless they attack me first.

Tie I guess.

[Reverie]

I do not mean to harm anyone, either--it just happens! You win, Darvi.

[Ultimuh]

Does she like mushrooms?
I have several interesting ones at disposal.

However it is more likely I end up as a corpse.

[Angel Of Death]

"Dude, is that what I think it is? GIMMIE GIMMIE GIMMIE!"

*eats mushroom*

*dies horribly*

[iceball3]

Eats beercandy, leaping into the air and facekicking the ROCKSTAR using DRUNKNESS MELEE SKILL BONUS.
Yetengle, you're asses- ass... And I'm the grass man, punk, you heaven haden...
It's on! It's on like-! *falls asleep.*

[Angel Of Death]

*shoots Iceball3 with a shotgun while he sleeps*

[billybobfred]

... Guitar Voldemort?

Well, I'm fucked.

[FuzzyZergling]

Zergling: A creature about the size of a large dog, capable of easily tearing apart a normal human.

[V-Norrec]

Hmmm, magical swordsman with the ability to heal while defending against a single zergling that doesn't shave.  I dunno if you are good at speed burrowing I think we'll tie forever unless it's like that cinematic and it only takes one good stab to kill a zergling.

[Araph]

My avatar has a plan to defeat your magical swordsman who can heal. It involves a folding boat, a genie's lamp, a pair of winged boots, and an extensive knowledge of animal husbandry...