Sorry about the delay, my little brother has been hogging the spore disc
CaptainYes?
How did we get here?I don't remember at all
But who cares! They're giving us moneys!!!
Now lets head home
Incoming transmissionWell isn't that nice. So now lets go-
Incoming transmissionOkay okay now lets-
Incoming transmissionBLAUUUUUGH
What the heck is this?
Apparently the outpost we visited back there registered you in some sort of galactic captains guild.Well I guess having a few more medals for my heroism wouldn't hurt.
Now lets go home
Captain Mccaptain! Welcome back! we're sending you some surplus stuff!What?
What exactly should I do with this box of paprika?
It's red spice sir, not paprikaNeat now you don't mind taking this off my hands right?
Incoming transmission
Again!?!?!?
Huh more medals
Incoming transmissionI give up!
I just got a medal for getting medals?
I LOVE THESE GUYS
So uh here have a box of cinnamon
Sir it is red spice!Yeah... I think I'll do that later. Navigator set course for the Tide-Pool Fish Empire
What
Okay... Miss Blueshirt!
Yes?You know your way around technology right?
Well I am in science department for a reasonYour coming with us on this mission
Captain scanners are picking up somethingThat doesn't sound good
Crap
FIRE!!!
*BOOM*
Now lets go
Miss Blueshirt?
Yes?Whats with the headgear?
It has an HUD to help me with my work
Oh. That actually makes a lot of sense
((Please note that I went and edited the mission to allow these two to go with me. But for some reason I wound up picking a modified version to use. So if any of you are wondering why this is so easy and has godzilla characters everyone well yeah.))
Strike a pose! Yeah I'm awesome
Whatever you say sirWoah whats going on over there?
Hey you! Whats going on?
I am?
...baaah?
Alright team! Lets go!
...Is that Spoffit following me
Yes SirUh so how do I shut this thing down?
Oh hey! whoever was on here last forgot to log out
That was easy
So how do I do this?
Blah! Let me!
I could have done it...Time to report back to leetle rabbit guy
Are you capable of closing your mouth? It always looks open...
THE PEASANTS ARE REVOLTING
To the weapon crate!!!
ATTACK!
Yes sir!Out of the way! Out of the way!
Where's Sergeant Redshirt?
He got stuck in the chasm and was smooshed*Sigh* I'll call medical bay to fire up the cloning pod-
WILL SOMEONE TAKE THIS SPOFFIT AWAY
What empire? This is the first time I've even heard of them!
Blah lets get out of here guys
WHAT WAS THAT
I've got my eye on you!
BaaaaahBLAUGH
Hey do you guys have any non spoffit related missions?
Wait what was that last bit?
Whats a llama? Is it like a Spoffit?
Its some creature said to have existed on a mythical planet. Don't askWhere's ensign Redshirt?
Still being clonedWoah pretty
That's all you have to say?
Would you rather I started crying or something?
Ooh I bet those are pretty valuable!
Interesting. That creature was just chased off by the much smaller spider
*ZRMM*
What was that?
It was trying to hunt usCaptain look!Huh
Woah
*ZRRM*
It fell on the gems... How are we gonna get them out?
...
*sigh* *starts rolling it*
What is that?I don't know but it is very refreshing!
I'm sure that it's just psychological warfare
I'm sure of it
I am so glad that I have wings right now
Is that the Llama?
What a convenient magic floating sign
Well lets go grab it!
Captain wait! Judging by these inscriptions...RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNN
GOGOGOGO!!!!
Is it still following us?
Yes!Guys! Beam us up!
We can't! there's too much interference from the storm. We've sent down an extraction point to lock on to you once you reach it.I see it!
Guys! now would be a pretty good time to beam us up!
Phew
Sir! you received another medalGreat
Also we have a message from science department
Sir we analyzed the residue from that health pickup and made you a new piece of equipment!Good to know
Thanks for the job offer but I'll pass
SPOREPEDIA