HEY CAPTAIN *KNOCKKNOCKKNOCKKNOCKKNOCK*Guuuuuh what is it
YOUR GONNA BE LATE FOR THE CEREMONY IT'S STARTING IN ONLY IN A FEW MINUTESOkay Okay I'm awake!
Okay I'm here so what was this all about again?
*sigh* Today is the first flight of the IFT remember?What does that stand for again?
Uh The Incredible Flying........... I'm not sure/i]GAH Where did that come from?
Don't AskCOMMENCING SPACE STAGE
PLEASE STAND BY
What the...
WHAT IS THIS RIDICULOUS CONTRAPTION
It's your ship Captain! The IFT!I DEMAND A DIFFERENT ONE!!!
But just yesterday you said-I CHANGED MY MIND
*Sigh* I'll send a request to the council
Welcome to the IFT! the Incredible Flying *Static* I am the ships AI.Well isn't that nice
Please state your name!My name?
*Sigh* You'd think that it would have been pre-programed or something. I mean I am the only captain we have right now...
Yeah yeah whatever
Giant orbs? Is this where our tax money is going?
This is easy
Why me? Couldn't you just send out a Dragger Walker to do it?
SCANNING SCANNING SCANNING
...
SCANNING COMPLETEYes computer I know how to use the scanning tool
You want me to drop the creature, in the middle of the city?
Yes, yes we doWhat if it maims someone?
Quiet youFine! One wild animal coming right up! Aiming person!
Yes sir?Make sure that the creature is put down near the government buildings
So I just put down a highly diseased animal in the middle of the city?
I mean seriously! are you sure that you are thinking these things through or not?
Captain?Hm?
Which one should I aim at?
Oh just fire in the general direction over there...
I mean really WHY WOULD YOU PUT A DISEASED ANIMAL IN THE MIDDLE OF THE CITY?
You're making me buy it from you?
We've relied on Economics for the past few centuries. Why stop now?But I don't have a spandex suit!
You have earned the badge and title of Captain!
SIR! You have earned the-I GET IT
Hmmmmm?
Oooooooh that looks interesting!
You! Over there! What do those squiggles say?
They appear to say... Dancing fellow, Hungry face, Roar, Pointy arrow, Fireplace
...
YEAH FREE STUFF
CAPTAIN What are you doing?!!?!?!?Destroying the evidence!
Sir you do realize that's not actually doing anything right? And anyways we don't have any good reason to blow this thing upFine lets go back into space
Again?
That doesn't look good. Helmsman! bring us closer!
Send me down.
What?!?!
I Said. Send. Me. Down!
Why? It's too dangerous!I need to get a closer look and investigate!
At least take someone else with you!Fine! You over there! Who are you?
Ensign Redshirt Sir!Come with me. We're going to the lab to pick up some of those prototype gloves they've been developing.
Lets go!
SIR! I see something over there! Looks like one of the natives. I think he's dead
There's someone alive over there!
*Sigh* And another promising species is wiped out! ACCURSED GROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOXHEY! You there! What happened here?
Hmmm? Interesting!
Did he just disappear in a puff of smoke?
Yes sir yes he did
Good then I'm not hallucinating. Ensign watch my back.
Yes Sir!
AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGHthat sounded like Ensign Redshirt! *Turns around*
GUYS GET ME OUT OF HERE!
Just a second captain!
1... 2.. Got it!That was a close one! Prep Ensign Redshirt's cloning pod!
Yes Sir
Huh looks like they won't listen. Prep the missile launcher!
FIREFIREFIRE
Got them. Lets report back
One last thing!
What?I DEMAND A DIFFERENT SHIP
*Somewhere far away*
Hey ******What is it?
Dig up the files on 45902. Seems that they've progressed quicker than expected.(Ok guys the Lp will be on hiatus for a week while I'm on vacation. So until then have fun!)
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