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Author Topic: Strangest Shit Ever  (Read 137734 times)

elf-fondling human

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Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« Reply #1350 on: August 20, 2011, 05:47:26 pm »

This was a triumph.
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That didn't last long, huh? Shame, cause binary's cool. Anyway, an important message: I will be changing my names on every username based thing I use to ASCIt on/around 10/1. Consolidating, I guess you could say.

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Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« Reply #1351 on: August 20, 2011, 09:55:33 pm »

My friends found a tiny ginger kitten in a raspberry bush in their garden. has about 4 extra "fingers" and has been miss sexed 3 times but is very cute.
Pics?

I can cross one eye. I'm currently attemting to teach myself how to look in two different directions, i.e. left w/ left eye & right w/ right eye. I've made more progress than I originally thought I would. Maybe that's why my eyes are so screwed up and weak...
I knew someone that could do that too. Yeah, it's probably messing up your vision if you do it all the time.

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Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« Reply #1352 on: August 20, 2011, 11:12:16 pm »

This was a triumph.
I'm making a note here huge success
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"Karl Marx: Family jewels"
"Everyone's equally less rich than me!"
Quote from: Lezard
...although I've been having so much fun failing at this I just about forgot what my original aim was.

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Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« Reply #1353 on: August 20, 2011, 11:16:08 pm »

This was a triumph.
I'm making a note here huge success
it's hard to overstate how old this meme is
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Lately, I'm proud of MAGMA LANDMINES:
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=91789.0
And been a bit smug over generating a world with an elephant monster that got 87763 sentient kills.
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=104354.0

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Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« Reply #1354 on: August 20, 2011, 11:22:43 pm »

Sheber Kalaykalayder! Your skills as a trader are terrible!

Well actually the fucking merchants wanted upwards of a 100☼ profit on the trade! Ridiculous! If it wouldn't cause a loyalty cascade, I'd have killed them.

Cobalds are ridiculously complicated to start a fort with. Their leader, the regic, is the only noble that makes mandates (but all nobles work), but is also there form the start. It can become very dangerous as cobalds also have a notoriously short temper when made nobles and within minutes of election (which occurs every season or something like that...) the will become unhappy, or worse.

I need to fix this.
Luckily it's the Keeper that is responsible for trade, bookkeeping, and management.
« Last Edit: August 20, 2011, 11:25:46 pm by Eric Blank »
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I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.

elf-fondling human

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Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« Reply #1355 on: August 21, 2011, 12:34:27 am »

This was a triumph.
I'm making a note here huge success
it's hard to overstate how old this meme is
Yeah, but it's fun. Plus I finally got my hands on another copy of Portal 2 (thank you gamefly!) so I beat it yesterday.

Sheber Kalaykalayder! Your skills as a trader are terrible!

Well actually the fucking merchants wanted upwards of a 100☼ profit on the trade! Ridiculous! If it wouldn't cause a loyalty cascade, I'd have killed them.

Cobalds are ridiculously complicated to start a fort with. Their leader, the regic, is the only noble that makes mandates (but all nobles work), but is also there form the start. It can become very dangerous as cobalds also have a notoriously short temper when made nobles and within minutes of election (which occurs every season or something like that...) the will become unhappy, or worse.

I need to fix this.
Luckily it's the Keeper that is responsible for trade, bookkeeping, and management.

I'm assuming that they're bald, yes? Maybe that's why they hate life so much?
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Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« Reply #1356 on: August 21, 2011, 01:29:50 am »

Well, no. Unlike vanilla kobolds which are actually bald, they have fur. they're more like no-balds. noble, not-bald kobolds who are able to speak.

I named one of the migrants Leetsepeak. her orignal name was Leet, which reminded me of a particular individual whose username was Leetspeak (L33t53p34k or whatever...) who I dislike. I'm stuffing her in with the new miner Conan to see if they'll marry and produce, as this is likely the last of the Cobald race... and dwarven for that matter, but I don't feel as much pity for them because they're tougher and will survive their civ being dead a few more decades.
« Last Edit: August 21, 2011, 01:37:28 am by Eric Blank »
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Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« Reply #1357 on: August 21, 2011, 06:59:50 am »

You have quite a treasure there in that Horadric Cube.
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Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« Reply #1358 on: August 21, 2011, 08:36:24 am »

Here, have some EPIC MUSIC to restore your spirits!
Disclaimer: Not all listeners may find music epic.  By reading this, the listener holds all responsibility for not finding the music epic, and must deal with the consequences of not liking good music.

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Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« Reply #1359 on: August 21, 2011, 09:50:49 am »

Pictures of kitten
[PREFSTRING:extra toes]

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Currently I have "The Breached Anus of brides"  sounds like a disastrous honey moon.
Exactly. Ethics in DF are very realistic - trivial and pointlessly selectively ex/inclusive.

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Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« Reply #1360 on: August 23, 2011, 09:54:10 am »

I have no idea what this thread is about, but since the title is fitting and it's in the right forum I'll just leave this here:

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What you can see on the left is my fortress entrance, refuse stockpile and recent battlefield. On the right is a dead troll on the wall (killed right there by my marksdwarves). There have never been any ramps or stairs at this wall, so how did the troll get up there?
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As dwarves slowly lose their stats over time it's natural for them to get fatter as they age because there's no activities to train healing rate.
so dwarves that die of old age in DF dont get shriveled and weak, but huge round masses of meat and fat that explode spectacularly upon their final birthday?

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Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« Reply #1361 on: August 23, 2011, 12:13:36 pm »

@Gorm
it's a feature, creatures can dodge up z levels when they are attacked.
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Currently I have "The Breached Anus of brides"  sounds like a disastrous honey moon.
Exactly. Ethics in DF are very realistic - trivial and pointlessly selectively ex/inclusive.

Lagslayer

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Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« Reply #1362 on: August 23, 2011, 02:46:18 pm »

It probably got punted from a particularly strong attack.

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Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« Reply #1363 on: August 23, 2011, 02:57:24 pm »

Maybe the same thing that somestimes happens to dwarfs happeneed here?.

Dwarfs sometimes end up on pillars, collums and stuff without any way they could ever gotten up there in the first place. (And you usually only notice when they starved.)
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Demons are preferable to ravens.
A noble just suffered a genuine unfortunate accident.
Has that ever happened before?

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Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« Reply #1364 on: August 24, 2011, 04:34:21 am »

@Gorm
it's a feature, creatures can dodge up z levels when they are attacked.
Good to know. Too bad for the troll, he never found out how to get down again. Should have dodged those crossbow bolts I guess (but not into the 50 z-level dump chute in the middle).

On the other hand he should not have had to dodge in the first place, as the battle took place in the caverns when he got up there.
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As dwarves slowly lose their stats over time it's natural for them to get fatter as they age because there's no activities to train healing rate.
so dwarves that die of old age in DF dont get shriveled and weak, but huge round masses of meat and fat that explode spectacularly upon their final birthday?
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