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Monk321654

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Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« Reply #915 on: June 28, 2011, 11:35:10 pm »
Well, kinda...
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Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« Reply #916 on: June 28, 2011, 11:46:38 pm »
Actually, I was sort of hoping to generate energy in a...different sort of way. It's still heat energy, in a manner of speaking, but it actually may create life, if you know what I mean...
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« Reply #917 on: June 28, 2011, 11:55:23 pm »
bow chicka wow wow
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If dwarves decided to live in trees like hippies, they'd still do it better than the elves.

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Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« Reply #918 on: June 29, 2011, 12:09:44 am »
For sale:
Ticket to fly on first-ever FTL ship. Owner was... unhappy with the engineering.
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Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« Reply #919 on: June 29, 2011, 07:46:05 am »
I just learned something weird.
I knew Plump Helmets were giant mushrooms, but I was told they were as big as TVs.
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Quote from: GoombaGeek on August 07, 2012, 11:46:09 pm
This is a side-effect of dwarven animal training (hit animal with hammer until it forgets that it hates you, then lovingly cuddle it).

I'm not your average Bay12er. I care about my drunken midgets.

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Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« Reply #920 on: June 29, 2011, 09:12:17 am »
Quote from: Monk321654 on June 29, 2011, 07:46:05 am
I just learned something weird.
I knew Plump Helmets were giant mushrooms, but I was told they were as big as TVs.

What sort of TVs? Small guard-post TVs or 60 inch plasma screens or what have you.
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« Reply #921 on: June 29, 2011, 09:35:54 am »
I didn't know, spikes made of cave spider silk were menacing, especially on a toy boat.
Also why are there always menacing spikes?
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Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« Reply #922 on: June 29, 2011, 09:37:29 am »
Quote from: jamesadelong on June 28, 2011, 11:31:14 pm
I suppose, I assume we're using elves as fuel? Breed them and simply burn them?

Do you even know how an Alcubierre drive works?

They'd be the exotic matter with negative mass. Seriously, go look alcubierre drives on wikipedia.
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Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« Reply #923 on: June 29, 2011, 11:42:05 am »
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Quote from: jamesadelong on June 28, 2011, 11:31:14 pm
I suppose, I assume we're using elves as fuel? Breed them and simply burn them?

Do you even know how an Alcubierre drive works?

They'd be the exotic matter with negative mass. Seriously, go look alcubierre drives on wikipedia.

You know what? Even with the exotic material used, the insane amount of potential energy needed, the quantum engineering and automated systems required to keep everything running, I'm still putting in steam furnaces run on elves...
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Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« Reply #924 on: June 29, 2011, 11:46:30 am »
Yah, but not Bagel-powered Vampire Elves. They burn horribly, so they make an awfully poor fuel. You'd want Donut-powerd Stalker-Ghost Elves or Fusion-powered Zombie Elves for fuel for the furnaces. :P
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« Reply #925 on: June 29, 2011, 11:52:37 am »
The fusion-powered Zombie Elves are going to be kept and grown for the terraforming project later on.
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Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« Reply #926 on: June 29, 2011, 11:54:41 am »
But what about probes? We need probes to see what a planet's like, first.


Hmm... Antimatter-powered Kobold Mummies? For A-pKM probes?
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Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« Reply #927 on: June 29, 2011, 12:03:19 pm »
Oh no, nothing so complex. We simply dump seven dworfs out of an airlock and see if they survive the impact. From there we study, modify the plan and keep trying. Eventually we get the right dwarfs and the right stuff together and BAM instant drop crew ready to set up forts all over the joint.
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Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« Reply #928 on: June 29, 2011, 12:06:17 pm »
And to begin converting it into another BH-pFD/WH-pVE ship...
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Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« Reply #929 on: June 29, 2011, 12:21:45 pm »
We are the Dworfs. Existence, as you know it, is over. We will add your geological and mechanical distinctiveness to our own. Resistance is futile.
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