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Author Topic: Strangest Shit Ever  (Read 137351 times)

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Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« Reply #720 on: June 22, 2011, 08:10:47 pm »
Double Peg-Legged Viking-Dwarf Nun With a Hook Hand clearly outclassed pot-bear. The creator of that flash is obviously an elf.
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Quote from: Lord Dakoth on January 26, 2012, 12:13:21 am
If dwarves decided to live in trees like hippies, they'd still do it better than the elves.

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« Reply #721 on: June 22, 2011, 09:42:33 pm »
It works like squares and rectangles. All elves are stoned, but not all who are stoned are elves.
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Quote from: Lord Dakoth on January 26, 2012, 12:13:21 am
If dwarves decided to live in trees like hippies, they'd still do it better than the elves.

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Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« Reply #722 on: June 22, 2011, 09:59:32 pm »
Did you know that 82% of all statistics are made up on the spot?
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Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« Reply #723 on: June 22, 2011, 10:23:25 pm »
Quote from: elf-fondling human on June 22, 2011, 09:59:32 pm
Did you know that 82% of all statistics are made up on the spot?
At least 85%
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Hm, have you considered murder?  It's either that or letting it go.
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Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« Reply #724 on: June 22, 2011, 10:31:35 pm »
The repetition of that joke bumps it up at least 5%
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Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« Reply #725 on: June 22, 2011, 10:38:54 pm »
Quote from: elf-fondling human on June 22, 2011, 09:59:32 pm
Did you know that 82% of all statistics are made up on the spot?Verify
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Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« Reply #726 on: June 22, 2011, 11:35:23 pm »
MONKEY SNACKS!

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Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« Reply #727 on: June 22, 2011, 11:45:14 pm »
Delicious!
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Quote from: Andreus on June 09, 2011, 02:07:07 pm
I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.

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Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« Reply #728 on: June 22, 2011, 11:46:53 pm »
It's what my dwarves have been having all winter!
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Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« Reply #729 on: June 23, 2011, 01:08:44 am »
My grandparents have a large wood carving in their guest bedroom that looks like a massive dick with a face carved into the side. Creepy. :o
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Quote from: Andreus on June 09, 2011, 02:07:07 pm
I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.

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Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« Reply #730 on: June 23, 2011, 01:56:23 am »
You must now get a picture of this astounding dick-faced carving.  Or get the carving itself.  I WANT ONE!
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Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« Reply #731 on: June 23, 2011, 07:10:01 am »
This is a finely crafted sculpture of a penis in maple. On the sculpture is an image of a dwarf in maple. The dwarf is making a plaintive gesture.
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Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« Reply #732 on: June 23, 2011, 07:20:41 am »
It menaces with spikes of subverted penis-envy?
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« Reply #733 on: June 23, 2011, 09:00:35 am »
It is encircled with bands of latex.
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« Reply #734 on: June 23, 2011, 09:06:59 am »
with hanging rings of chastity defilement.
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