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[elf-fondling human]

That's exactly how I lost my eye, my arm, and several of my toes.

[Girlinhat]

Girlinhat has admired a tastefully arranged penis lately ._.

[Eric Blank]

Eric Blank has been quite content lately. He has been unable to properly manage his DF mod lately. He has admired some amazing breasts recently. He has been annoyed by some enormous and loud flies lately.

[Crazy Cow]

Alright, guys, you will love this.

So, a guy walks into a bar. This bar is in the crazy part of town, and there are, like, midgets and clowns and two-headed dogs all over the place. So he goes and sits down in a booth and waits for a waiter. It takes a while, but a waiter arrives to take his order. The guy asks for a beer, but the waiter says they don't serve beer. So the guy asks for some rum. The waiter claims there is no rum in the bar. Wine, whiskey, and that one thing made by Native Americans are also absent. So the guy asks what they actually do serve.

PENIS!

lolololol i said penis

And I'm watching the insanity happen, albeit from afar.

[Eric Blank]

Eric Blank has been miserable lately. He was accosted by terribly planned jokes lately. He has been unable to guarantee he will receive financial aid for college lately. He has to go spend the next two days with his grandparents sitting outside in the scorching sun trying to sell a bunch of wooden crafts. He has been unable to cuddle a pet recently.

[elf-fondling human]

Guess what I found:
http://www.zelda-infinite.com/files/manga/minish/view.php?chap=4&page=10
Bookception.

Also, I'm boried. It's like being buried in boredome, but at least if it were that literal I'd have something to do in the sense that I'd need to dig myself out.

[Eric Blank]

I think I'm becoming subconsciously and specifically attuned to the sound of our phone ringing. I could barely hear a tiny tone from it over my music and immediately jumped up and ran through the house without even thinking about it.

[elf-fondling human]

I know what you mean. Sometimes I think I hear the phone when I don't, though, so it gets kind of confusing...

[Ipwnurmom221]

I often think i feel my phone vibrating. Usually its in the other pocket, or turned off altogether.

[Tharwen]

I've trained myself to hear the sound of footsteps on the landing outside my room even while gaming and listening to music under headphones.

It gives me time to turn off the dirty pornography, you see.

[Girlinhat]

I've done the same, except instead of "gaming and music" its "chainsaw" and instead of "steps on the patio" it's "police sirens".

[Angel Of Death]

I've trained myself to hear the sound of footsteps on the landing outside my room even while gaming and listening to music under headphones.

It gives me time to turn off the dirty pornography, you see.

I started that about 7 years ago...

Yeah 

[Dimitri]

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/138751
Peg-Leg Pirate Battle-Nun is a GO!

Give it time. Everything comes with time.

[Lagslayer]

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/138751
Peg-Leg Pirate Battle-Nun is a GO!

Give it time. Everything comes with time.

I can't believe the elf in a bear costume won. HERESY! BURN! BURN! Double Peg-legged Viking-Dwarf Nun With a Hook Hand (yes, that whole thing, every time) would have won if it were real!

[elf-fondling human]

I'll admit it, I made it to the part where the pot bear drove the pirate nun through the top of the building before I really couldn't take it anymore.