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[evileeyore]

*picks up rails to melt for metal*
Noone seems to be using them, anyways.

What are you mad?

We're all on those!

I have been reading all 40 pages on this thread, and I have followed every single link provided in comments, also those which have been only indirectly suggested...

...at first everything was happy and fun 
...then some things started to look little weird 
...later on I started to feel slightly disturbed 

Still I kept following those link, even though I started to feel like something sinister was luring me into darkness...

I saw things... things that cannot be unseen anymore, things I feel guilty for seeing 

It feels like something pure and innocent inside me has been disturbed, tainted   

What is happening to me?

Just keep going forward, eventually you'll reach the end of depravity and thrust right into innocence from the back side.

[Urk]

Just keep going forward, eventually you'll reach the end of depravity and thrust right into innocence from the back side.

Do you mean that if I delve into all kinds of most disturbing and terrible things I can ever find I will eventually go full circle and become pure and innocent again!

Thanks pal, I will start rushing this process ahead right away! I can't wait for enthusiastically thrusting my interwebz-entity deep into innocence from back side.

[smokingwreckage]

Uh, the way I read that sentence must not be the way you read it.

[evileeyore]

All ways to read this thread are the correct ways.

[Number4]

Just keep going forward, eventually you'll reach the end of depravity and thrust right into innocence from the back side.

But the Bible says NO!

[Karnewarrior]

Just keep going forward, eventually you'll reach the end of depravity and thrust right into innocence from the back side.

Do you mean that if I delve into all kinds of most disturbing and terrible things I can ever find I will eventually go full circle and become pure and innocent again!

Thanks pal, I will start rushing this process ahead right away! I can't wait for enthusiastically thrusting my interwebz-entity deep into innocence from back side.

Everyone here has been thrusting into innocence's backside for a while now. It's alright, just make sure to take a break every once in a while.

_{There is something horribly, horribly wrong in this thread.}

[Girlinhat]

All ways to read this thread are the correct ways.

Correction:
"There is no right way to read this thread.  But there is a wrong way.  And you're doing it."

[Eric Blank]

But if there is only one way to read a thread, then that must be the right way, and the wrong way, for it is the only option.

[AutomataKittay]

Who opened the stopcock of the internet into here? 
All you people should...

*AutomatayKittay have been distracted by well-crafted imagery lately*

[Tharwen]

OK, I've finally finished reading all the new posts here.

I don't know if I should be alarmed or not...

[Girlinhat]

If you're not sure, then it means I've had my intended influence on you.

[Remalle]

No.  No, you should not be alarmed.
Because everything in this thread?  It's in your mind.

[Eric Blank]

You're all wrong; the basic state of a thread is a semi-permeable membrane between universes. The internet crosses the dimensional barrier and permits one to contact others in parallel universes, however we would never be able to get everyone to meet in the same place and time, because we ourselves cannot cross said dimensional barriers

[Aachen]

WAT? U CNT GO TO OTHAR DIMPLENSIONS?

[NotPete]

Yes. Yes to whatever you just said.