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Author Topic: Strangest Shit Ever  (Read 137279 times)

MythagoWoods

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Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« Reply #510 on: June 20, 2011, 10:56:52 pm »
Quote from: Aachen on June 20, 2011, 10:55:38 pm
Quote from: MythagoWoods on June 20, 2011, 10:54:33 pm

Ever climb stairs without knees?

Ever climb stairs with a dwarf-beard?

Alas, I am clean shaven so the best I could do is climb stairs with my teeth.
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Eric Blank

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Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« Reply #511 on: June 20, 2011, 10:57:59 pm »
Begone, elf, until you produce facial hair worthy of our company!

Alternatively you can go outside and slaughter your friends who appear to be ambushing us again. A fair trade.
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Quote from: Andreus on June 09, 2011, 02:07:07 pm
I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.

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Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« Reply #512 on: June 20, 2011, 10:58:59 pm »
Quote from: Aachen on June 20, 2011, 10:55:38 pm
Quote from: MythagoWoods on June 20, 2011, 10:54:33 pm

Ever climb stairs without knees?

Ever climb stairs with a dwarf-beard?

I imagine it would look something like a spider, or maybe Doc Oc, or Zim.
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noah22223

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Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« Reply #513 on: June 20, 2011, 10:59:58 pm »
Okay, which one of you pushed the red button? It fucking says 'Do Not Push'! Why the fuck would you?
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Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on July 05, 2011, 05:58:25 am
So I'm a Depressing Jesus Wizard being stalked by Satan Lights, and my home's wiring is going bad?
Goddammit.

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Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« Reply #514 on: June 20, 2011, 11:02:05 pm »
Because it seemed like Fun...
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Quote from: Andreus on June 09, 2011, 02:07:07 pm
I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.

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Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« Reply #515 on: June 20, 2011, 11:02:37 pm »
Quote from: Eric Blank on June 20, 2011, 11:02:05 pm
Because it seemed like Fun...
Oh, it'll be Fun, just not fun.
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Quote from: GoombaGeek on August 07, 2012, 11:46:09 pm
This is a side-effect of dwarven animal training (hit animal with hammer until it forgets that it hates you, then lovingly cuddle it).

I'm not your average Bay12er. I care about my drunken midgets.

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Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« Reply #516 on: June 20, 2011, 11:02:51 pm »
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Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« Reply #517 on: June 20, 2011, 11:03:26 pm »
Quote from: Monk321654 on June 20, 2011, 11:02:37 pm
Quote from: Eric Blank on June 20, 2011, 11:02:05 pm
Because it seemed like Fun...
Oh, it'll be Fun, just not fun.
So that's why I'm waist deep in the blood of my peers. Huh.
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noah22223

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Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« Reply #518 on: June 20, 2011, 11:04:43 pm »
OH GOD GIRLIN IS STUFFING ME INTO A TUBE WITH MULTIPLE LIQUIDS IN IT WHY DO ALL THE POEPLE AROUND HERE HAVE TAILS OH GOD ITS A FURRY MAKING PLANT GET ME OU- *gurgle*
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Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on July 05, 2011, 05:58:25 am
So I'm a Depressing Jesus Wizard being stalked by Satan Lights, and my home's wiring is going bad?
Goddammit.

MythagoWoods

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Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« Reply #519 on: June 20, 2011, 11:05:43 pm »
Quote from: noah22223 on June 20, 2011, 11:04:43 pm
OH GOD GIRLIN IS STUFFING ME INTO A TUBE WITH MULTIPLE LIQUIDS IN IT WHY DO ALL THE POEPLE AROUND HERE HAVE TAILS OH GOD ITS A FURRY MAKING PLANT GET ME OU- *gurgle*

Stop that.  It's silly.
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Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« Reply #520 on: June 20, 2011, 11:06:31 pm »
Tails doesn't mean furry.
It could be Nekomimi.
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Quote from: GoombaGeek on August 07, 2012, 11:46:09 pm
This is a side-effect of dwarven animal training (hit animal with hammer until it forgets that it hates you, then lovingly cuddle it).

I'm not your average Bay12er. I care about my drunken midgets.

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Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« Reply #521 on: June 20, 2011, 11:06:36 pm »
Quote from: Girlinhat on June 20, 2011, 10:48:34 pm
As I previously said, I am in control of this thread.  You should be asking what I have done to this thread.  And what I have done is glorious.
You have transformed it into a distopia! I shall kill you!

Here stands Angel of Death, the human forumite

Angel of Death: Prepare to die!

The flying barrel strikes Girlinhat in the hat, tearing the hat!

Girlinhat has been struck down
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Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« Reply #522 on: June 20, 2011, 11:08:02 pm »
Quote from: Angel Of Death on June 20, 2011, 11:06:36 pm
Quote from: Girlinhat on June 20, 2011, 10:48:34 pm
As I previously said, I am in control of this thread.  You should be asking what I have done to this thread.  And what I have done is glorious.
You have transformed it into a distopia! I shall kill you!

Here stands Angel of Death, the human forumite

Angel of Death: Prepare to die!
And I shall help!
Here stand's noah22223, the hum an forumite

Noah22223: Prepare to die!
The Human Forumite flog's the Girlinhat in the head, tearing the skin, shattering the skull, shattering the shattered parts of the skull, tearing the brain, and shoving the skull fragment's into the torn apart brain!
« Last Edit: June 20, 2011, 11:09:36 pm by noah22223 »
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Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on July 05, 2011, 05:58:25 am
So I'm a Depressing Jesus Wizard being stalked by Satan Lights, and my home's wiring is going bad?
Goddammit.

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Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« Reply #523 on: June 20, 2011, 11:08:06 pm »
Monk strikes Angel of Death in the right front eye tooth with her left foot, and the severed part sails off in an arc.
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Quote from: GoombaGeek on August 07, 2012, 11:46:09 pm
This is a side-effect of dwarven animal training (hit animal with hammer until it forgets that it hates you, then lovingly cuddle it).

I'm not your average Bay12er. I care about my drunken midgets.

elf-fondling human

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Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« Reply #524 on: June 20, 2011, 11:08:30 pm »
Good think Toady added necromancy.

-whatever it is necromancers do-

-whatever announcement zombies make-
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