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Aspgren

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Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« Reply #255 on: June 17, 2011, 10:00:49 pm »
Quote from: NotPete on June 17, 2011, 07:48:39 pm
Do you want to see a 20 something girl shoot shit out of her nipples or not?

Seen lots of that on 4chan ... :(
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Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« Reply #256 on: June 17, 2011, 10:05:24 pm »
Quote from: kopout on June 17, 2011, 09:39:45 pm
Death ray?

I think they may have been able to make it melt chocolate. From across a room.
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Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« Reply #257 on: June 17, 2011, 10:06:54 pm »
Quote from: elf-fondling human on June 17, 2011, 10:05:24 pm
Quote from: kopout on June 17, 2011, 09:39:45 pm
Death ray?

I think they may have been able to make it melt chocolate. From across a room.

A ranged chocolate melter? SUCH TASTY DEATH! WOE BE THE SOLDIER WHO RUNS INTO BATTLE WITH CHOCOLATE IN HIS POCKETS!
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Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« Reply #258 on: June 17, 2011, 10:11:27 pm »
Definitely dwarfy, at any rate. And aren't chocolate bars standard rations in the army?
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Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« Reply #259 on: June 17, 2011, 10:15:04 pm »
Japanese bombing of the US was done mainly by puny floatplanes with no significant effect. And reverseengineering the A-bomb for the japanese is about as realistic as Hitler fleeing to the moon in a nazi UFO.
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Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« Reply #260 on: June 17, 2011, 10:21:25 pm »
Quote from: elf-fondling human on June 17, 2011, 10:11:27 pm
Definitely dwarfy, at any rate. And aren't chocolate bars standard rations in the army?

They were, though I'm not sure now. Back then, they had Hershey make army chocolate that had to taste "no better than a baked potato".
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Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« Reply #261 on: June 17, 2011, 10:24:07 pm »
I love baked potatos...
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Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« Reply #262 on: June 17, 2011, 10:27:00 pm »
Potatoes are magic, delicious, AI-containing wonders of the universe!
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Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« Reply #263 on: June 17, 2011, 10:36:56 pm »
Well, considering that a potato can successfully store a massive, sociopathic, murdurous computer chick, I'd say they're pretty awesome.
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Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« Reply #264 on: June 17, 2011, 10:38:43 pm »
beets, beets, BEETS
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Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« Reply #265 on: June 17, 2011, 10:39:10 pm »
I give up.
I don't care if it spoils the entire game.
What is it with GLaDOS and Potatoes?
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Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« Reply #266 on: June 17, 2011, 10:42:29 pm »
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
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Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« Reply #267 on: June 17, 2011, 10:44:13 pm »
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Edit: ninjad and apparently thats spoiler worthy.
« Last Edit: June 17, 2011, 10:45:49 pm by kopout »
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Quote from: Ameablable on June 13, 2013, 09:38:18 pm
"Karl Marx: Family jewels"
"Everyone's equally less rich than me!"
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...although I've been having so much fun failing at this I just about forgot what my original aim was.

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Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« Reply #268 on: June 17, 2011, 10:45:12 pm »
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Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« Reply #269 on: June 17, 2011, 10:48:27 pm »
See now that part should be spoilered. The rest, not so much
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Quote from: Remuthra on June 13, 2013, 09:39:25 pm
Quote from: Ameablable on June 13, 2013, 09:38:18 pm
"Karl Marx: Family jewels"
"Everyone's equally less rich than me!"
Quote from: Lezard
...although I've been having so much fun failing at this I just about forgot what my original aim was.
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