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Tharwen

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Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« Reply #150 on: June 16, 2011, 07:07:24 pm »

Holy armok. Japan seems to be almost as weird as the DF players...
No! Japan is worse! I won't stop until it's proven.

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« Reply #151 on: June 16, 2011, 07:08:10 pm »

Don't worry, we will always win. No nation on Earth can out-weird an internet forum's concentrated lunacy. Especially not this one.
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« Reply #152 on: June 16, 2011, 07:09:02 pm »

Wait. We, as the DF playerbase have the reputation of being able to turn everything Up to Eleven. Considering this...

DO WE HAVE ANY JAPANESE MEMBERS HERE?
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Thanks for the suggestion, but Number4 is correct: [...] it would be easier and more predictable to just be a racist.

Did somebody just rule 34 two veins of metal?

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« Reply #153 on: June 16, 2011, 07:17:20 pm »

Wait. We, as the DF playerbase have the reputation of being able to turn everything Up to Eleven. Considering this...

DO WE HAVE ANY JAPANESE MEMBERS HERE?
Psychical impossibility. To be such would require him to be so odd as to be a penguin, and as penguins are incapable of posting, no response will be had.

Checkmate.
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Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« Reply #154 on: June 16, 2011, 07:18:54 pm »

Wait. We, as the DF playerbase have the reputation of being able to turn everything Up to Elven. Considering this...

DO WE HAVE ANY JAPANESE MEMBERS HERE?

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Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« Reply #155 on: June 16, 2011, 07:25:25 pm »

No, we turn it up to dwarven. On a completely unrelated note did you know that some Harvester men (daddy longlegs) can breath through there legs.
« Last Edit: June 16, 2011, 07:28:06 pm by kopout »
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Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« Reply #156 on: June 16, 2011, 07:30:11 pm »

Supposedly, they have the most deadly venom (ounce for ounce) of any known animal on the planet?
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« Reply #157 on: June 16, 2011, 07:30:21 pm »

Psychical impossibility. To be such would require him to be so odd as to be a penguin, and as penguins are incapable of posting, no response will be had.
Checkmate.

Mr. Kowalski seems to disagree.

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« Reply #158 on: June 16, 2011, 07:35:42 pm »

"Mr." Kowalski would be an insult.  Srgt. probably, Dr. at least!

Also, daddy long legs aren't all that poisonous.  Mythbusters did a mostly-reliable test on it (more scientific than their other tests, at least) and it's not very deadly at all.

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« Reply #159 on: June 16, 2011, 07:38:16 pm »

I'd heard that was a myth, but I always thought it upped their badassery several levels so I keep saying it. I did use the word "supposedly" however, so I am absolved.
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« Reply #160 on: June 16, 2011, 07:44:16 pm »

Did you know that pill bugs are crustaceans?
They're pretty cool little things.
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« Reply #161 on: June 16, 2011, 07:45:01 pm »

The only source for badassery is http://www.badassoftheweek.com/list.html . If it's not there, it's not badass. So your longlegged clown goes right out.

Except Cacame, who's badass enough to erase his name from this list as he sold his rights to DF Legends Mode.
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Thanks for the suggestion, but Number4 is correct: [...] it would be easier and more predictable to just be a racist.

Did somebody just rule 34 two veins of metal?

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« Reply #162 on: June 16, 2011, 07:53:13 pm »

I did use the word "supposedly" however, so I am absolved.
You know, I supposedly heard that you were rather tall and had a smooth chin.  And that you hump trees.
Nevermind, I just realized who I'm talking to.

elf-fondling human

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« Reply #163 on: June 16, 2011, 07:55:17 pm »

Well, you got 2 of the 3 right...
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Tharwen

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« Reply #164 on: June 16, 2011, 08:16:24 pm »

It's the chin, isn't it?

You don't actually have a smooth chin. It's rough and lowers the item value of your entire face.
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