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[Girlinhat]

Now I feel bad every time I kill a female ettin...

[Number4]

Only a question of time until toady gets conjoned twins into the game. And the next thing we'll gonna do is weaponize them for increased biting attacks.

[Girlinhat]

Depends on the level of conjoinment.  If they have 4 arms, then quad-shields it is.

[Eric Blank]

No. 1 shield and three different weapons.

Such COULD be done via modding different, very rare castes that simply have a different body layout.
Or that die quickly after birth as sometimes happens.

[Dutchling]

random youtuber

Dude that would suck if one died



kristiankp 18 uur geleden 19 

lol

[Number4]

The Goblin Swordsman strikes the conjoined twin in the head and the severed part sails off in an arc!
The conjoined twin counterattacks!

[Girlinhat]

Gotta love the youtube comments...  Stuff like "man it'd suck to die" may seem obvious, but clearly they need to be pointed out for you.

[Dutchling]

enter my mind

[Number4]

Could we do a mod where all kinds of conditions are given a low-probability caste?

"UristMcAsperger has become enraged!"

[Eric Blank]

Indeed it would be easy, and I may do it, were there a list of things to add.

Eric mcBlank has been miserable lately. He burned his dick on the zipper of the pants he just took out of the drier recently.

[Girlinhat]

Girlinhat has been quite content lately.  She has worn panties under her pants lately.

I'm gonna hold out for curses and better syndromes.  Urist McChild has been unhappy lately.  He has eaten lead paint lately.

[Monk321654]

This is weird. I think I got Planepacked, but without Planepacked. Kinda...
Uthmikrodim "Shakenwaded"
"This is a one-humped camel bone armor stand. All craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality. This object is adorned with hanging rings of pig bone and menaces with spikes of blue jade. On the item is an image of Shakenwaded the one-humped camel bone armorstand in one-humped camel bone."
Is this normal?

[NotPete]

Oh, we're doing this again...

NotPete has been fine recently. He ran recently. He had a fine meal recently. He rocked out recently.

enter my mind

He had his mind melted into a delicious ooze recently. He recently realized that he is name is, in fact, Pete, and went through a melodramatic scene of denial, self discovery, internal conflict, and overly long "NOOOOO"s, recently.

This is weird. I think I got Planepacked, but without Planepacked. Kinda...
Uthmikrodim "Shakenwaded"
"This is a one-humped camel bone armor stand. All craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality. This object is adorned with hanging rings of pig bone and menaces with spikes of blue jade. On the item is an image of Shakenwaded the one-humped camel bone armorstand in one-humped camel bone."
Is this normal?

Yes. Quite normal actually, for dwarf fortress at least. Planepacked included, amongst other things, 73 images of itself, which was quite odd.

[Girlinhat]

Planepacked was a legend for its size, because it was glitched to include a few hundred units of limestone, and a few dozen recursive images.  Normal artifacts will have one, maybe two, very naturally.

[Number4]

Eric mcBlank has been miserable lately. He burned his dick on the zipper of the pants he just took out of the drier recently.

How on earth do you manage to do THAT?