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Vorthon

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Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« Reply #900 on: June 28, 2011, 12:44:06 pm »
Why stop there?

When we could have *Dramatic Drumroll*... Black Hole Powered Frankendorfs! :P
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Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« Reply #901 on: June 28, 2011, 12:51:53 pm »
Frankenhole black powered-dworfs?
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Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« Reply #902 on: June 28, 2011, 12:55:58 pm »
Hmm...

Black Hole-powered Frankendorf-powered Black Hole-powered Frankedorfs!
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« Reply #903 on: June 28, 2011, 01:02:15 pm »
NOW IN TREE FLAVOUR!


[OBJECT:PLANT]

[PLANT:FRANKENDWORF]
[NAME:black hole-powered frankendorf-powered black hole-powered frankedorf]
[NAME_PLURAL:black hole-powered frankendorf-powered black hole-powered frankedorfs]
[ADJ:Black hole-powered frankendorf-powered black hole-powered]
   [USE_MATERIAL_TEMPLATE:STRUCTURAL:STRUCTURAL_PLANT_TEMPLATE]
   [BASIC_MAT:LOCAL_PLANT_MAT:STRUCTURAL]
   [USE_MATERIAL_TEMPLATE:WOOD:WOOD_TEMPLATE]
      [STATE_NAME:ALL_SOLID:awesome-dworfwood]
      [STATE_ADJ:ALL_SOLID:awesome-dworfwood]
      [PREFIX:NONE]
   [TREE:LOCAL_PLANT_MAT:WOOD][TREE_TILE:6]
   [DRY]
   [BIOME:DESERT_SAND]
   [SAPLING]
   [SOLID_DENSITY:500]
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Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« Reply #904 on: June 28, 2011, 01:19:46 pm »
Then we just need bagel-powered elves to kill.
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Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« Reply #905 on: June 28, 2011, 01:22:27 pm »
Bagel-powered vampire elves.
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Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« Reply #906 on: June 28, 2011, 01:28:36 pm »
Bagel powered vampire-elves with a lead paint syndrome
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Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« Reply #907 on: June 28, 2011, 01:31:22 pm »
Just had an even better idea:

White Hole-powered Vampire elves.

Then we could take a Black Hole-powered frankedorf, and make an Alcubierre Drive with the two, and finally have dorfs go faster than light. :P
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Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« Reply #908 on: June 28, 2011, 01:34:10 pm »
Where do the were-humans fit in?

Or goblin mummies?
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Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« Reply #909 on: June 28, 2011, 01:37:28 pm »
They're the security personnel and janitors, respectively, for the first dwarven BH-pFD/WH-pVE (Black Hole-powered FrankenDorf/White Hole-powered Vampire Elf) ship, duh.
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« Reply #910 on: June 28, 2011, 01:41:27 pm »
Yeah, but if you think about the way they do computing, you still have the mass/friction issue to overcome. Dwarven logic computors are the most advanced building blocks we have and they are still fortress size. Consider if you will, what happens as we need more and more? The demand increases the faster we gain speed. Whailst the dwarven FTL may work, you still have the issue regarding computor mass and size :P
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« Reply #911 on: June 28, 2011, 01:46:37 pm »
That's the whole point. To turn the entire world into one big dwarven BH-pFD/WH-pVE ship!

Plus, it'd naturally be preceded by advances in dwarven computing, such as figuring out how to apply quantum stockpiling to constructions to allow a computer that takes up only a 3 tile by 3 tile space to be as powerful as 10 fortress-sized computers. :P
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Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« Reply #912 on: June 28, 2011, 02:13:04 pm »
Quote from: Vorthon on June 28, 2011, 01:46:37 pm
That's the whole point. To turn the entire world into one big dwarven BH-pFD/WH-pVE ship!
You mean kinda like this?
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Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« Reply #913 on: June 28, 2011, 02:19:28 pm »
I was thinking the same thing.
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Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« Reply #914 on: June 28, 2011, 11:31:14 pm »
I suppose, I assume we're using elves as fuel? Breed them and simply burn them?
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