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Girlinhat

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Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« Reply #375 on: June 19, 2011, 08:48:08 pm »
I see your artistic expression, and raise you one penis joke:
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Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« Reply #376 on: June 19, 2011, 09:02:03 pm »
I'll take it, and raise you this:
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Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« Reply #377 on: June 19, 2011, 09:21:45 pm »
Probably beyond that border of "maybe I shouldn't post this" but I still saved it and lol'd...
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Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« Reply #378 on: June 19, 2011, 09:37:50 pm »
With this thread, i'm amazed it took that long to pass the border
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Quote from: Broseph Stalin on August 19, 2011, 10:45:04 pm
"I haven't seen my parents in nearly a year, I can't move a foot in any direction, I spend all my days being attacked by animals, and I've been forced to drink sheep puke- wow that's a nice floor grate!"

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Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« Reply #379 on: June 19, 2011, 09:40:19 pm »
Trust me, there are many, many borders yet left uncrossed.

Speaking of, my mindless drone dwarves are showing up as dead bodies, and it's a bit unnerving.
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Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« Reply #380 on: June 19, 2011, 09:46:45 pm »
I do have a sacrilegious ace in my sleeve.  It involves Jesus, a flock of sheep, and penis.  But I think that'd get me banned...
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Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« Reply #381 on: June 19, 2011, 09:48:23 pm »
If you wanna get nasty, then riddle me this:

What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree?
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Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« Reply #382 on: June 19, 2011, 09:51:55 pm »
One dead baby nailed to ten trees.  Duh...
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Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« Reply #383 on: June 19, 2011, 09:58:46 pm »
WWI? Sept. 11? Pearl Harbor? Hurricane Katrina? The Inquisition? The Holocaust? WWII? The Hangover PT. II?
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elf-fondling human

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Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« Reply #384 on: June 19, 2011, 10:00:08 pm »
All valid, but less visually gruesome answers. Now, for one with a less interpretive answer:

How do you make a baby stop crawling in circles?

Oh yeah, and http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAn7baRbhx4
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Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« Reply #385 on: June 19, 2011, 10:03:04 pm »
Cut its other foot off.
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elf-fondling human

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Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« Reply #386 on: June 19, 2011, 10:13:49 pm »
Or nail its other hand to the floor.
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Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« Reply #387 on: June 19, 2011, 10:16:36 pm »
Use marshmallows and a welder to melt it to the floor alive.
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Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« Reply #388 on: June 19, 2011, 10:19:40 pm »
Distract it with shiny things.
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Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« Reply #389 on: June 19, 2011, 10:26:28 pm »
What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari?
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