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[Dimitri]

Well, I -am- a dude, making the situation rather odd to most.

And magma isn't bloody enough. I must liberally cover my territory with the eviscerated remains of my miniscule foes to 'discourage' further attacks.

My humble crop will GROW IN PEACE!

[elf-fondling human]

Can't go wrong with a cat, dog, or other predatory domestic.

[Dimitri]

My Northern blood -SCREAMS- for battle, not guard kittens!

... Guard kittens would be good in that one game, though.
Easy enough to replace, and just as effective as any miniscule drunkard at spotting things.

[The Merchant Of Menace]

I don't see how being a dude makes it odd

[Dimitri]

I reside in the Deep South at this time.
My long, luxurious hair is considered near-blasphemous by most.
I believe the point is made.

.. I had an amusing bit of random to post, but I would seem to have completely forgotten what it was. Damn my poor memory.

[NotPete]

Lure them out with the power of rock, then smack 'em with a socket wrench.

[Giarc]

Make some sort of motion triggered lawnmower landmine?

[The Merchant Of Menace]

Eh. People are ok with lesbians around here. Aside from staring, which is bad enough >.>

[Dimitri]

The socket wrench? Now -that- is a fine weapon.
Much more interesting that the crowbar. Crowbars are -so- passe these days.

Gyrating rhythmically to porncore out in the open shall be my next experiment. I fear it will end poorly.

[elf-fondling human]

Sexual comments/experiments aside, the easiest way to deal with garden pests is to poison all of the crops for one season, kill every one of them off, then start fresh next year.

[Aachen]

O my poor, aching nematodes!

[Dimitri]

I -REFUSE- to lose a crop!
Actually, I put the worry in a semi-serious form over in GD, so we should probably get back to the random here.

Oh, and Porncore is a musical sub-genre, just to clarify.
 

[Ravenkana]

I have slogged through twenty five pages of constant thread derails and strange topics to ask but one question:

Girlinhat, are you secretly a Touhou?

[Girlinhat]

The furry in my admires Krystal for being a popular mainstream fur, but the normal person in me doesn't wanna go anywhere near that, because she's the overaching "overused" (keeping mostly PG) girl of the fandom and is likely riddled with diseases.

Also, Renamon is popular because it's an already humanoid digimon, as as Gardevoir is a popular pokemon because of how humamoid they are already.  Makes for good "starter furry lust" since they're already so human by design.

Crops: Get hedgehogs.  They eat like a pound and a half of insects every night.  In England, home gardeners are known to cut hedgehog-sized holes in their fences and leave out bits of tuna or turkey to attract them to their gardens.  They also make good pets, as they're hypoallergenic and only painful when they bristle.

Ravenkana: I admire your persistence, and your endurance through the penis, pokemon, japan, and more penis shall be dutifully rewards.  But unfortunately, your princess is in another castle.

[elf-fondling human]

I like Gardevoir. I made this.

Her name's Claudia, and she's wearing wiseglasses.
It's not perfect, but it makes me hnnnnng!