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Eric Blank

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Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« Reply #165 on: June 16, 2011, 08:18:29 pm »
unfortunately for you, you can't have a chin so beautifully fuzzy it increases the value of your face by a factor of ten. 8)
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Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« Reply #166 on: June 16, 2011, 08:21:41 pm »
The face of a dwarf is actually an accessory of the beard. It decreases it's value, but gives it the mobility the beard needs to accomplish the dastardly plots that end in the inevitable flooding with water, magma, both, or lag.
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Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« Reply #167 on: June 16, 2011, 08:27:26 pm »
Actually, the beard is a seperate entity, which forms a symbiosis with the dwarf at birth. The dwarf provides mobility, allowing the beard to do as it pleases, while the beard both provides protection and uses its advanced senses to guide the dwarf in the darkness of the dwarven tunnels.
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Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« Reply #168 on: June 16, 2011, 08:50:30 pm »
Like you would know... elf...
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Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« Reply #169 on: June 16, 2011, 08:53:24 pm »
Fondler. There's a difference. Rather than lump myself together with elves, I merely "take care" all of their women while the men are at "war".
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Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« Reply #170 on: June 16, 2011, 09:00:23 pm »
My beard doesn't grow on my chin. It only grows on the underside of my jaw. it isn't even a neckbeard really becuse it stops at my adam's apple instead of going down my neck.
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...although I've been having so much fun failing at this I just about forgot what my original aim was.

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Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« Reply #171 on: June 16, 2011, 09:10:56 pm »
Quote from: elf-fondling human on June 16, 2011, 08:53:24 pm
Fondler. There's a difference. Rather than lump myself together with elves, I merely "take care" all of their women while the men are at "war".

Oh... I actually read that as elf (that is) fondling humans. whoops. Anyway, I'm a shark, so what the hell to I know about facial hair? (it tastes horrible and is hard to digest)
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Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« Reply #172 on: June 16, 2011, 09:26:50 pm »
Clearly you are a shark with a gloriously waxed mustache.  I revert to your greater judgment.  I, meanwhile, am nothing more than an adorable fennec.  I can tell you about large ears and looking adorable, but beyond that I'm not much good.
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Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« Reply #173 on: June 16, 2011, 09:38:35 pm »
Nonsense, you can tell us where to wear panties and where not to (your head, for example)



No shut the fuck up old man you already ruined this thread once.
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Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« Reply #174 on: June 16, 2011, 09:45:20 pm »
You can wear panties wherever you want.  No one can force you to wear them as underwear!  You're a free man!  Or woman!  This is America (or your country of residence) and you can choose!  Panties on your head!  Panties on your arms!  Panties strapped across your chest!  And not just regular panties.  Briefs, boxers, thongs, honest thongs, good thongs, troll leather thongs!  Thongs that the rest of the world says is inappropriate but you knew better!  You can do it!  You can wear all the thongs in the world!  Seize the day!  Seize the thong!  Embrace your lacy destiny!  Embrace Panty!

But no loincloths.  You cannot wear loincloths.  That's just wrong.
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Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« Reply #175 on: June 16, 2011, 09:48:08 pm »
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Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« Reply #176 on: June 16, 2011, 09:48:34 pm »
...touche
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Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« Reply #177 on: June 16, 2011, 09:59:21 pm »
Quote from: Girlinhat on June 16, 2011, 09:45:20 pm
You can wear panties wherever you want.  No one can force you to wear them as underwear!  You're a free man!  Or woman!  This is America (or your country of residence) and you can choose!  Panties on your head!  Panties on your arms!  Panties strapped across your chest!  And not just regular panties.  Briefs, boxers, thongs, honest thongs, good thongs, troll leather thongs!  Thongs that the rest of the world says is inappropriate but you knew better!  You can do it!  You can wear all the thongs in the world!  Seize the day!  Seize the thong!  Embrace your lacy destiny!  Embrace Panty!

But no loincloths.  You cannot wear loincloths.  That's just wrong.
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Quote from: Remuthra on June 13, 2013, 09:39:25 pm
Quote from: Ameablable on June 13, 2013, 09:38:18 pm
"Karl Marx: Family jewels"
"Everyone's equally less rich than me!"
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...although I've been having so much fun failing at this I just about forgot what my original aim was.

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Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« Reply #178 on: June 16, 2011, 10:38:50 pm »
I finally understand the strange moods.
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Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« Reply #179 on: June 16, 2011, 10:59:26 pm »
No. You probably understand one of them. Each mood has a completely different thought process behind it.
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