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Author Topic: Strangest Shit Ever  (Read 137781 times)

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Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« Reply #1230 on: July 27, 2011, 12:46:46 am »
It would only seem strange if it missed you. If it ran you over, it wouldn't feel like anything at all...
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Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« Reply #1231 on: July 27, 2011, 01:38:29 am »
Unless you were terribly unlucky and there was no damage to your skull, which means you are likely to be conscious for a few moments...
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Quote from: Andreus on June 09, 2011, 02:07:07 pm
I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.

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Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« Reply #1232 on: July 27, 2011, 02:10:03 am »
The length of those few moments depends on how much of the non-skull bit was unharmed...
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Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« Reply #1233 on: July 27, 2011, 03:16:26 am »
Or rather how high your pain tolerance is. You will probably pass out before you die. Even if it just got your ankles.

Although I would say that that train was probably very loud going through that brush. Almost like there was a train hurtling through a forest at high speed... I doubt it would actually surprise anyone that wasn't entirely deaf.
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Quote from: Andreus on June 09, 2011, 02:07:07 pm
I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.

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Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« Reply #1234 on: July 27, 2011, 03:21:12 am »
You can remain lucid for sometime minutes after being decapitated.
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Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« Reply #1235 on: July 27, 2011, 04:39:31 am »
Have you tried it?
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Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« Reply #1236 on: July 27, 2011, 05:07:51 am »
Once or twice after a one too many type of discussion and I was already hooked, luckily growing up during the French Revolution, I needed only speak up about something vaguely political to get my fix. They were some of happiest days of my life. All good things come to an end though, and in 1794 I had the honor of being decapitated alongside my favorite dealer Maximilien Robespierre. After that trying to be guillotined became a much harder endeavor and I took up murder to fuel my addiction. Sadly, even killing 7 people in the same night was not enough to get me more than one decapitation after a due process (for the time). These delays were maddening and I knew I needed to find a place with some sort of fast-track to execution...
(To be continued)
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Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« Reply #1237 on: July 27, 2011, 09:46:08 am »
Thus: Zombies.
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Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« Reply #1238 on: July 27, 2011, 10:02:36 am »
I didn't know zombies were regarded as legal entities...
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Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« Reply #1239 on: July 27, 2011, 10:04:30 am »
Maybe not in YOUR country/providence...
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Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« Reply #1240 on: July 27, 2011, 10:44:47 am »
Oh, and I suppose YOUR country has zombie laws, zombie courts and truckloads of people to use them?

Well, excuse me for not living under such an advanced legal system. Obviously my presence here is unneeded. You're probably busy settling an undead copyright infringement case or something equally grand.
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Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« Reply #1241 on: July 27, 2011, 10:46:07 am »
The swiss have euthanasia laws for the elderly, maybe that's where she lives?
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Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« Reply #1242 on: July 27, 2011, 10:47:58 am »
Fun fact: The undead are not granted any social security or other government monetary benefits, but are granted federally funded housing should they desire it.
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Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« Reply #1243 on: July 27, 2011, 11:43:09 am »
I bet that makes them happy.

...I have severe jetlag. I'm going to bed.
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Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« Reply #1244 on: July 27, 2011, 12:18:58 pm »
I'm pretty sure most 'Mericans just pull out a shotgun.
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