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Scaraban

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Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« Reply #1080 on: July 12, 2011, 03:07:14 pm »

greatorder, go read the thread, it's been off rails since the first page, with maybe two temporary re-rails. Go and read my child, GO!
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Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« Reply #1081 on: July 12, 2011, 03:10:11 pm »

The requirement for a vowel, in English, is based on phonetics, not spelling. Phonetically Y replicates several transitional vowel sounds, and is thus always phonetically a vowel even if it's not the structural vowel in a word (such as "you"). The same is true for X and Z, only with consonants.

X, Y, and Z are the transitional letters in written English.
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Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« Reply #1082 on: July 12, 2011, 04:39:32 pm »

or is "Y" a transvestite? WHY WOULD YOU MAKE THE LETTER "Y" A TRANSVESTITE? IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE!
To be fair, Y would be bigendered (much different than bisexual) where Y feels the characteristics and thoughts of both a full vowel and a full consonant, leading Y to often switch from one to the other, depending on which set of feelings are more prominent at the time.

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Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« Reply #1083 on: July 12, 2011, 04:48:42 pm »

This milkshake was allowed to get too warm...
I demand all restaurants serve their milkshakes and other dairy drinks in fully insulated recyclable, environmentally friendly and FDA approved cups with CFL bulbs to light up the straw! I am a politician I get what I want! No I don't care how much it costs the consumer! Shut up before I make it illegal to drink from any other form of container and justify it with ridiculous, exaggerated health statistics our bureaucrats in the public transportation department came up with!
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Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« Reply #1084 on: July 12, 2011, 07:39:46 pm »

Jello.
How did it happen?
How in the Hells did we first discover jello? It was first patented in 1895, which means it was probably made earlier. Why was it created? Was there any purpose in making it? What possible purpose could a semi-solid like jello have to people before even radio? I don't know about you but I see the chance of accidentally making it slim to none. If that's the case it must have been made on purpose or made towards a different one. So I ask again: Why?
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Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« Reply #1085 on: July 12, 2011, 11:35:38 pm »

Uh...

Jelly forms the minute you cook any meat with collagen in it. IE: All meat.

Turning it into a sweet though? No idea.
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Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« Reply #1086 on: July 13, 2011, 01:11:43 am »

Why is it that whenever I read a sentence while the object it is written on is turned over I read the words correctly but the sentence backwards?

Answer: I never learned to read from right to left.


This thread is now about naming one thing we associate with the creature the previous poster posted posterfully.

Cats > Hunting

Gnomes
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Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« Reply #1087 on: July 13, 2011, 06:21:08 am »

Gnome - Small stealthy empires built on the pre-occupation of humans and their fascination of quaint decoration.
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Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« Reply #1088 on: July 13, 2011, 09:31:29 am »

Badger - rape.
Koala bears.

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Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« Reply #1089 on: July 13, 2011, 09:34:43 am »

Badger - rape.
Koala bears.

Koalas = cute furry death.  Those things are stone cold killers, they'll take your finger off before you even noticed it opened its mouth.

Shrews.
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Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« Reply #1090 on: July 13, 2011, 09:38:31 am »

And they're noisy. -.-
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Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« Reply #1091 on: July 14, 2011, 03:29:52 pm »

Noisy
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Sisters?
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Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« Reply #1092 on: July 15, 2011, 08:22:50 pm »

I'm in Seattle!
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Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« Reply #1093 on: July 15, 2011, 08:52:20 pm »

Seattle is in Washington. Washing is usually done to wet things. Water is wet. I'm currently in the water temple in OoT 3DS. I have decided to build a water temple in DF, then flood the hell out of it to make it authentic. I also need to have three levers that control the water levels.
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Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« Reply #1094 on: July 15, 2011, 11:27:55 pm »

That forum game didn't last long. :P

Also, I have internet! Still at grandparents' house though.

Also also, sounds cool Elf!
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