You know what's been nagging at the back of my mind since preschool? You've all heard it. It's simply absurd. It's retarded. It makes no difference. And yet, they make such a big deal out of it. I speak of course, of the letter "Y".
Seriously, who isn't pissed off about this? Why does it only have to be a vowel sometimes, and then turn around and be a consonant? Seriously, it's a fucking consonant all the time, and people just can't accept that. Why is this? Why must they insist that every word have a vowel? There are words without consonants. What, are vowels the fucking police? Do you need vowels to keep those shifty-ass consonants from stealing TVs or some shit? If that's the case, I don't think they should be trusting some part-time thug to be a police officer. Or maybe "Y" is the man undercover, in which case, all the consonants in this post now know, and will fucking lynch him. Is the world of grammar so hardcore like that? That you can't read an internet post without risking a drive-by grammar nitpicking? or is "Y" a transvestite? WHY WOULD YOU MAKE THE LETTER "Y" A TRANSVESTITE? IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE! Whoever the sick fuck is who came up with that rule needs to meet an ironic death by alpha-bits cannon (or alternatively the dip in boiling alphabet soup).