I'm trying to do this with leopards and honey badgers now, will let you know in a few generations.
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This is what I imagine to happen a few generations later:
Urist McPesimist: I'm telling you this is a crime against Armok.
Urist McBreeder: And I'm telling you that if the king dosn't get his honey jaguar bone beermugs we're all going strait to the mines!!!!
Urist McFreeman:(Somtimes I wonder if these science dwarves are really some sort of smart collosi....)
Urist McBreeder: We've been wating for you McFreeman, to the test chamber
Urist McBreeder: Okay Urist McFreeman all you have to do is remove the gender seperation baricade so we can extract the Honey Jaguar Bones
Urist McFreeman:(Stupid Scientist ordering me around........)
Urist McBreeder: Be carful Freeman this is the largest specimen we have and if you screw up.........
Urist McPessimist: NOTHING WILL GO WRONG...I assure you McFreeman.....anyway were dropping the key down now, simply put it on the pressure pad and will handle it from there
Urist McFreeman: (I should have been born with a tail, I love rhesus macaques for there tails…)
Urist Mc Pessimist: McFreeman, are you listening? Grab the key and place it on the pad
*Urist McFreeman: (Sheesh hold your horses…you know what you are going on my enemy list…when I get around to making one…)
Urist McFreeman: Places the key on the pad
Urist McPessimest: WHAT ARE YOU DOING…errr…nothing you need to concern yourself about Freeman. Starting Honey Jaguar extraction in 3.…2.…..*crash* followed by snarling* OH NO…..Freeman get away from the extraction point
(Several Honey Jaguars fall through a whole in the ceiling and crash to the ground…..)
Urist McFreeman: Oh Armok why!!!? Why did we do this, why couldn’t we just mod the raws like normal people……we’re horribly people*flees to the gate*
Let me in!!!!!!!
Urist McFreeman walks into a room with to dead and mauled dwarven scientists sprawled out against the floor....
And so began
The Black Fortress Incident Dorf Life