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[lordcooper]

That's right folks, Duke Nukem Forever has actually been released.  I don't even

[Phantom]

Wait what.
AAAAAAAAAAAAH!


Wait, it's coming out tomorrow here, there's still time to save the world!

[ggamer]

guys


I just saw Satan buying a winter coat.



OH FU-

[freeformschooler]

For the length of my entire existence, my knowledge of Duke Nukem has been limited to jokes about how the new one will never come out.

What is this I don't even

[Shadowlord]

Did someone misspell Apopealypse?

[lordcooper]

Did someone misspell Apopealypse?

Nope, it's a crap pun based on an earlier game in the series.

[Strife26]

I need to get a copy sent to me as soon as possible, don't I? Just in time for something horrible to happen, I'm sure.

[Africa]

Wait for real? What? I didn't even know this game was in production anytime since over 10 years ago? Really?

[Max White]

Now all we need is starcraft ghost, dungeon keeper III, and a good new sonic game, and the prophecy will be forfilled.

[Thexor]

Now all we need is starcraft ghost, dungeon keeper III, and a good new sonic game, and the prophecy will be forfilled.

Never going to happen, might happen someday, and will almost certainly never happen unless everybody worldwide loses depth perception and we go back to 2D games. 



You also forgot HL2:Ep3, aka "Valve Time Incarnate", the one true herald of the rapture now that DNF may finally see the light of day.

[Max White]

Never going to happen, might happen someday, and will almost certainly never happen unless everybody worldwide loses depth perception and we go back to 2D games. 

*Cough*Megaman series*Cough*

[Jay]

everybody worldwide loses depth perception and we go back to 2D games. 

I'm one of those "gifted" folks that physically cannot see stereoscopic 3D.
Fuck the current trend.

[Max White]

I'm one of those "gifted" folks that physically cannot see stereoscopic 3D.
Fuck the current trend.

Could always be worse... I'm blind in one eye, and therefor do not see any 3d, of any kind, reality included. So yes, fuck the current trend indeed.



And before you ask, yes, I do see in top down isometric, try and sneak up on me now! Although it does make finding some doors tricky.

[Jay]

I'm one of those "gifted" folks that physically cannot see stereoscopic 3D.
Fuck the current trend.

Could always be worse... I'm blind in one eye, and therefor do not see any 3d, of any kind, reality included. So yes, fuck the current trend indeed.

Note: Reality is stereoscopic 3D

No, I'd almost say you have it better than I do.
I see everything in the center of my FOV twice.
Not only do I have zero depth perception, but my width perception is suitably impaired too.

[Angel Of Death]

The end is not nigh, my brothers, as this "Duke Nukem" game is simply Halo with pigs instead of covenant! Rejoice!