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[adwarf]

Darvi hurry, so I can try to Un-fire my arms darnit.

[Darvi]

I have learned Summon: Sleeping Pills!

Try that lucid dreaming thing you heard about. It's intriguing.

[Zrk2]

Update 2.2

Darvi: You (3) have a dream that seems pretty real. Now stay asleep, that's the end goal for everyone.
Elfeater: You wait (5) very well for NRDL to make a map, but it's kinda dark and you fall asleep.
Noah Tophatz: You (6) conserve enough warmth to fall asleep. Because I said.
Adwarf: You (3) roll around on the ground and put you arms out. Then fall asleep.
Dermonster: You (6) eat the delicious bacon in an awesome manner. Then you fall asleep.
NRDL: You make a (2) pretty crappy map.
Strife26: You levy enough ant, but (3) they are pretty slow. Like my five year old computer slow.

Everyone is asleep. The night passes uneventfully and you all wake up somewhat rested. Let's get some real exploring done.

[Darvi]

Use my sleeping pill-summoning abilities to... wait. Everybody's already asleep. Bluh.

Try not to sleepkill people.

[Dermonster]

Down into the crater!

[Zrk2]

Use my sleeping pill-summoning abilities to... wait. Everybody's already asleep. Bluh.

Try not to sleepkill people.

IF I didn't clarify enough, it's the morning and the lot of you wake up.

[Darvi]

Try not to kill anybody anyway.

[adwarf]

Sneakily run into the crater screaming at the top of my lungs like a mad man, but be stealthy about it.

[NoahTophatz]

Attempt to bind my wounds

[NRDL]

Investigate the ants and why they're worshiping a tree.

[Strife26]

>Instruct each Duchy to survey their territory and report the results to me.

[Elfeater]

Patrol the perimter of "camp"

[Zrk2]

Wait! What the Hell? Where'd my update go?! Bastard cheap interwebs ate my update! I had plot and everything! Ugh, I'll do another one tomorrow or later tonight.

[Zrk2]

AHA! Fuck you bastard cheap interwebs! Sticky notes>Internet!

Update 2.3

Darvi: You try (4) not to kill anyone. Fortunately the lot of them managed not to draw you into killing one of them.
Dermonster: You march (3) down into the crater, and start taking a better look at the rock in the bottom of it.
Adwarf: You (5) run into the crater, passing Dermonster, and scream very stealthily. It helps that everything around you is charred to ash, so there isn't really anything to find you.
Noah Tophatz: You (6) wake up and your wounds have scabbed over, you're  still store, though.
NRDL: Using your super power of meta-gaming you (4) successfully locate some ants behavingerratically and congregating around a trees.
Elfeater: You (3) patrol the perimeter of the camp. Nothing there. Maybe you should head down into the crater...
Strife26: You instruct your Dukes to survey their lands for you. (5) They also note that you have no troops or workers directly under your control, too.

Plot

Dermonster looked at the rock sitting in the bottom of the crater. It's the size of a smaller mansion, and coated in soot. One end appears more darkened than the other, and it is elongated. There are several protrusions sticking out of it at strikingly regular intervals. As you watch it groans and settles lower in its hole. Upon hearing this Dermonster and Adwarf went and gathered up all the others, bringing them to see it.

Once everyone is down in the crater each one of you must now begin to explore it, that is, after all, what you're here for.

[Dermonster]

Walk around the perimeter and look for any holes. Enter said holes. Failing that, carve a hole into it.


(real scientists would more likely take samples, a large chunk, then leave and come back with a giant work crew. also the size is unrealistic, me-thinks.)