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NRDL

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You have a gun
« on: June 09, 2011, 02:03:58 am »

You have a small caliber weapon in your hand.  What gun is it?  ( please make it realistic, not some sort of fancy laser gun. )
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Re: You have a gun
« Reply #1 on: June 09, 2011, 02:15:58 am »

Maria.
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Re: You have a gun
« Reply #2 on: June 09, 2011, 02:42:42 am »

Who are you?  How did you obtain Maria, and why?
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Re: You have a gun
« Reply #3 on: June 09, 2011, 02:42:48 am »

nice
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Re: You have a gun
« Reply #4 on: June 09, 2011, 02:45:14 am »

Looted from a crime-lord you beat in a duel.
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Re: You have a gun
« Reply #5 on: June 09, 2011, 02:50:30 am »

You had recently gotten into a disagreement with a crime lord.  After a short fight, you manage to kill him and take his prized weapon.  Unfortunately, his goons are now after you. 




P.S. you people still haven't told me who this guy is. 
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Re: You have a gun
« Reply #6 on: June 09, 2011, 02:52:30 am »

Yer average City Slicker.
His names Benny.
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Re: You have a gun
« Reply #7 on: June 09, 2011, 03:00:28 am »

noah, you must really like Fallout New Vegas ( so do I  ;) ).  I can't actually add the character himself, as it would break reality as we know it, but I'll try to stay true to the character.  Also, I'll roll some dice to determine the outcome.  Anyway, back to the story.


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You, Benny, sit in your cheap apartment, trying to think about what to do next.  Suddenly, you hear some screams down the hall.  Instinctively, you know that that crime-boss' lackies are here.  You can't go through the hall, they'll see you.  There's a fire escape next to your window, but you'll be trapped if you head to the roof.  What do you do?
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Re: You have a gun
« Reply #8 on: June 09, 2011, 03:02:42 am »

Pop out there, Maria fully loaded.
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Re: You have a gun
« Reply #9 on: June 09, 2011, 03:08:16 am »

You decide to bust out Maria.  Kicking the door open, you look to your left.  You immediately see three thugs harassing your landlord.  All of them are carrying handguns, one of them has a knife.  You shoot at them (7) and hit two of the thugs in the stomach.  The one with the knife managed to duck, and he returns fire.  You dodge the bullet (6) but only by the skin of your teeth.  You take aim, and fire (6).  He's hit, but only in the leg.  You rush him and sock him in the face.  He ain't dead, yet.  What do you do?

Rounds left in Maria: ten
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Re: You have a gun
« Reply #10 on: June 09, 2011, 03:10:56 am »

Execution, Sandman Perk style.
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Re: You have a gun
« Reply #11 on: June 09, 2011, 03:15:52 am »

You go onto one knee, take the man's knife, and thrust it into his neck.  Guy probably didn't know much, anyway.  You take the knife with you.  After this little execution, you ponder on what you should do.  These guys obviously know where you live.  What to do?
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Re: You have a gun
« Reply #12 on: June 09, 2011, 03:16:41 am »

Isn't it obvious?
Move.
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Re: You have a gun
« Reply #13 on: June 09, 2011, 03:23:38 am »

You head out onto the street, trying to look inconspicuous, well, as inconspicuous as any man who wears a fancy suit 24 hours a day, every day.  You have a few friends here and there, but the only man whom you trust even slightly is your friend, Joey ( how cliche for a criminal).  Thing is, his house is on the other side of the city.  You could walk, but it'd be a slow and tiring trip.  Next to your apartment, you see a pretty nice car.  Owner must have some decent cash.  Should you risk grand theft auto?  Also, you see some kid's bike, big enough to support you, it doesn't have any locks or alarms, but you'll be a sitting duck if you encounter some armed goons in a car.  What's your decision?
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Re: You have a gun
« Reply #14 on: June 09, 2011, 03:25:18 am »

Car.
And do not notice the heavily armed Courier who is currently aiming at you with a Fat Man.
He is juswt part of the Schizophrania you keep hidden from people.
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