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Author Topic: Oh, the things you can learn in the dwarven military  (Read 1242 times)

The1stlogman

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Re: Oh, the things you can learn in the dwarven military
« Reply #15 on: June 09, 2011, 12:17:00 am »


Conscript 3: "Wot? With my mouth? Iz that why these helms don't cover the mouth?"

Hammerlord: "Aye, such as it is. I will show you ye how to bite thee life out of ye foes... (conscript 1) come over ere'... and lemme show ye others how it's done.

This is where modding dwarves in the next release so that they can have a syndrome that is exactly like vampires without being night creatures becomes very very interesting...

VAMPIRE DWARF BITE SQUAD
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Sean Mirrsen

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Re: Oh, the things you can learn in the dwarven military
« Reply #16 on: June 09, 2011, 01:35:47 am »

Actually, maybe next version an immigrant dwarf with skills in biting would be a warning sign? I mean, it's only logical...
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Re: Oh, the things you can learn in the dwarven military
« Reply #17 on: June 09, 2011, 01:38:38 am »

"So, Urist, what skills do ye have?"
"I'm proficient at lye making, a master in lying and you may have heard of my legendary biting skills."
"Hmm..."
*Whispering to guard captain*
"Toss this guy in The Pitt."
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