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Bdthemag

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Re: Time Traveler
« Reply #15 on: June 07, 2011, 05:02:25 pm »
Make the south win the civil war, for the lols.
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Re: Time Traveler
« Reply #16 on: June 07, 2011, 05:30:24 pm »
You decide to fuck with time a bit, and make the south win the civil war.

When you get back, nothing seems to have changed. Goddammit.

Looks like you'll have to think smaller.
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Re: Time Traveler
« Reply #17 on: June 07, 2011, 06:07:56 pm »
Steal the brain of Walt Disney! THEN GIVE IT TO NAPOLEON FOR STUDY! MUHAHAHAHAHA!
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Re: Time Traveler
« Reply #18 on: June 07, 2011, 06:17:08 pm »
Go back in time and assassinate Oswald to stop the Kennedy Assasination.
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Re: Time Traveler
« Reply #19 on: June 07, 2011, 06:18:57 pm »
You get Walt Disney's brain, and give it to Napoleon for study. He throws it out. Well, now Walt Disney never existed, and now the world of cartoons is very backwards.

You kill Oswald to stop the assassination. Then, another person kills Kennedy. Fuck. You don't know where the shot came from, so you have no clue where he is.
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Re: Time Traveler
« Reply #20 on: June 07, 2011, 06:25:24 pm »
Create the Grandfather Paradox.
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Re: Time Traveler
« Reply #21 on: June 07, 2011, 06:27:32 pm »
You are an unperson. Your entire family line never existed.
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Re: Time Traveler
« Reply #22 on: June 07, 2011, 06:46:35 pm »
Go back in time, start family. Go to present day, meet great great grandchildren.
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Re: Time Traveler
« Reply #23 on: June 07, 2011, 07:22:05 pm »
Go back in time to the beginning of humanity, and procreate, so as to make yourself the ancestor of all of humankind.
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Re: Time Traveler
« Reply #24 on: June 07, 2011, 07:24:01 pm »
You attempt to start a family. You fail! You turn out to be infertile now!

(Guys, let's just time travel. Who cares about being an unperson?
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Re: Time Traveler
« Reply #25 on: June 07, 2011, 07:24:33 pm »
(We do.)

Fine, go kill Osama Bin Laden.
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Re: Time Traveler
« Reply #26 on: June 07, 2011, 07:28:41 pm »
You kill Osama's parents. Now there is a situation in Iran!
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Re: Time Traveler
« Reply #27 on: June 07, 2011, 08:04:31 pm »
Go kill whoever is responsible for that, then go back in time and kill Hitler before his rise to power.
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Re: Time Traveler
« Reply #28 on: June 07, 2011, 08:08:04 pm »
Make a big list of people who have made fun of you and your ideas. Then kill them.
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Re: Time Traveler
« Reply #29 on: June 07, 2011, 08:08:56 pm »
Quote from: AntiAntiMatter on June 07, 2011, 08:04:31 pm
Go kill whoever is responsible for that, then go back in time and kill Hitler before his rise to power.
Then go give Carangie a hug before hitting him over the head with a frying pan and telling him not to be such a stuck-up miser.
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