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[EmperorJon]

In bug news, the zombies in a necromancer's tower became suspicious after the necromancer failed to age and he fled into the hills.

HAHAHAHA

[Necro910]

"Hmm..... why is he so old? Why is my face blue? How do we have thought processes when we're dead?"

[loser]

"Uuuhhnnnh?"
<narrows empty eye sockets>
"Ggguurrrhhhn."


I have spent at least half an hour this morning laughing at myself, alone in the office, making suspicious zombie noises.

[Oliolli]

"Uuuhhnnnh?"
<narrows empty eye sockets>
"Ggguurrrhhhn."


I have spent at least half an hour this morning laughing at myself, alone in the office, making suspicious zombie noises.

Proper use of time
Good thing I'm on summer vacation, I'll have time to enjoy the update when it comes.

[flieroflight]

"Uuuhhnnnh?"
<narrows empty eye sockets>
"Ggguurrrhhhn."


I have spent at least half an hour this morning laughing at myself, alone in the office, making suspicious zombie noises.

i may have to sig this

[Exlo]

That's why I only employ zombies without brains. Besides the fact that they think, they also try to eat themselves on rare occasions. (Note to Toady: Please have zombies occasionally try to eat themselves.)

[UltraValican]

Zombie: Necromancer why you no grow old
Necromancer:Ummm..Ummmmm
Zombie slave has been struck down

[Oliolli]

Zombie: Necromancer why you no grow old
Necromancer:Ummm..Ummmmm
Zombie slave has been struck down

And then the Necromancer re-raises the un-undead.

[EveryZig]

Such an awesome bug...

But what if a vampire does discover the secrets of life and death? Will they eat their own zombies? (Or will they be hunted down in their zombie filled castle by a human with a *Silver Whip*?)

[UltraValican]

Such an awesome bug...

But what if a vampire does discover the secrets of life and death? Will they eat their own zombies? (Or will they be hunted down in their zombie filled castle by a human with a *Silver Whip*?)

They won't have time to figure out the secrets of life and death , they will be too busy seducing pale emo chicks with male dependency issues..

[Necro910]

Such an awesome bug...

But what if a vampire does discover the secrets of life and death? Will they eat their own zombies? (Or will they be hunted down in their zombie filled castle by a human with a *Silver Whip*?)

They won't have time to figure out the secrets of life and death , they will be too busy seducing pale emo chicks with male dependency issues..

BAAHAHAHAHAHHA

[GreatWyrmGold]

Such an awesome bug...

But what if a vampire does discover the secrets of life and death? Will they eat their own zombies? (Or will they be hunted down in their zombie filled castle by a human with a *Silver Whip*?)

And what if they discovered The Waters of Greenness or a similarly insane procedurally generated secret? Part-draltha vamprie necromancer in a phantom soap tower...*shudder*.

[Sting_Auer]

I don't quite understand what the bug is here...

[TheeBaconman]

I don't quite understand what the bug is here...

Zombies, dead/mindless/controlled beings, are suspicious of their master. And said master left his tower to get away from his mindless slaves

[thatkid]

This does bring up an interesting possibility though: What if a necromancer loses control of his minions and is forced to relocate to a different tower, leaving a massive fortress full of zombies behind unchecked. It could be interesting.