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Real mature, guys...
« on: June 06, 2011, 08:22:09 am »

I decided tospruce up my jail with some nice engravings to keep the prisoners from losing their minds from boredom/sadness. In the east part of my jail room, there is, in consecutive order: an engraving of forgotten beasts (which happens to be the symbol of the fortress, apparently), an engraving of circles (the symbol of the local civilization), another engraving of circles, and another engraving of forgotten beasts.

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They graffitied(sp?) the jail cells. My little dorfs made me giggle, and for that, I thank them.
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« Reply #1 on: June 06, 2011, 08:25:00 am »

that's a pretty kinky torture chamber.
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« Reply #2 on: June 06, 2011, 08:25:41 am »

Ha Ha Ha

maybe their bored/telling you something.
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Re: Real mature, guys...
« Reply #3 on: June 06, 2011, 08:41:37 am »

Heh.  I keep engravings turned off, but I've considered spelling some silly things with my zoos.
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Re: Real mature, guys...
« Reply #4 on: June 06, 2011, 08:43:42 am »

Hint Hint Wink Wink
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« Reply #5 on: June 06, 2011, 09:22:45 am »

They're just making sure your dwarves know what they're missing while they're locked up. Ask any guy, tits are extremely motivating.
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Re: Real mature, guys...
« Reply #6 on: June 06, 2011, 09:39:20 am »

The dorfs engraved that to torture the prisoners into wanting spore action.  It won't be long before some "soap dropping" happens.
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Re: Real mature, guys...
« Reply #7 on: June 06, 2011, 09:54:24 am »

The dorfs engraved that to torture the prisoners into wanting spore action.  It won't be long before some "soap dropping" happens.
Soap makers are actually quite popular in prison!

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Re: Real mature, guys...
« Reply #8 on: June 06, 2011, 09:55:04 am »

How do I show you an image? Because I just realized something awesome, and it would be better if you saw it than if I explained it.
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« Reply #9 on: June 06, 2011, 10:06:18 am »

How do I show you an image? Because I just realized something awesome, and it would be better if you saw it than if I explained it.
Print screen, imgur.com and [.img][/img] without the dot.
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« Reply #10 on: June 06, 2011, 10:08:05 am »

Print screen key is labeled PrtScn, in case you didn't know. If 'yer keyboard is anything like mine, the button is located somewhere at the top right.
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« Reply #11 on: June 06, 2011, 10:12:07 am »

You can also press Alt+PrtScr to capture only the active window.
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Re: Real mature, guys...
« Reply #12 on: June 06, 2011, 10:12:19 am »

For what it's worth, dwarves can't read.  That's why all engravings are images.  So are memorial slabs.

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« Reply #13 on: June 06, 2011, 10:15:12 am »

All right, let's see if this works


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Re: Real mature, guys...
« Reply #14 on: June 06, 2011, 10:16:08 am »

For what it's worth, dwarves can't read.  That's why all engravings are images.  So are memorial slabs.
Or maybe they can't draw?

"This is a finely detailed engraving"  :P
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