So, I'm willing to risk that.
Sheb.
That means Dariush and Irony should investigate Heliman while Bdthemag, Darvi, TolyK, and I investigate Powder Miner. Sheb is lynched today, proving your innocence and my innocence, Jim Groovester is lynched tomorrow, and the following day is lynching whichever one of Powder Miner or Heliman is left.
Game broken and it's only Day 2. Good run.
Now, anyone see any holes in this plan?
One hole, or rather, one opportunity cost: If we no-lynch tonight, everyone who inspected Jim Groovester can inspect Sheb instead. Then we Lynch Jim, and if he flips town, we lynch you. A no-lynch is also a free day because of end game parity (if we lynch 1 scum and cant find the other, lynching one person per day, we will have a 1:1 parity instead of a 1:0 at the end.)
I, for one, actually vote for a No Lynch too.
That at no point makes Sheb any less of a target. If Sheb comes up non-Town, then how does that mean that Dariush and I are somehow linked in some sort of super scheme that would UTTERLY FAIL LOGIC FOREVER (We lynch Sheb, then we lynch Jim who comes up Town and then we get lynched dur dur dur.)
But, technically, you are correct on the
No Lynching thing here. I had forgotten that there were 11 people to start with instead of 10 for some reason. No Lynching sends it down to 9 and allows for one last fail-safe, as apparently, mine seems to have failed.
Btw, everyone. My bad. I'll see what I can come up with.
What? No.
That's bullshit. You rush to conclusions before you even get every result and you expect that people are just going to go right back to listening to you?
Hell fucking no.
The fact that I clearly caught a false inspect apparently means nothing to you, though. Does it? Whatever.
Oh, please.
I didn't see you demand the inspect result you so conveniently forgot from IronyOwl. But I guess you'll sure as hell take credit for it.
Answer me, scum.
You're right. I couldn't possibly have been typing during that 14 minute time span. Forgive me for not being punctual and efficient, along with making sure I don't make any mistakes like, oh, I dunno, assuming someone is scum because they act like their a 14-year-old girl around other 14-year-old girls.
Perhaps next time you can actually try some detective work instead of lashing out at anyone and everyone. Because you are constantly doing that.
It's not all about you, WUBA. I was demanding answers from IronyOwl.
Why don't you cry me a frickin' river, Nancy? You have done nothing, and you'll probably continue to do nothing, because you THINK you're really smart, but instead you're just running off of the hope that you'll somehow luckily come across the answer. I've long since stopped bothering to trust people to do things for me. You know why I made everyone inspect me? So that when I die, I have the infinitesimal glimmer of hope that someone WON'T be horribly stupid and actually use logic. While I'm alive, though, I have the added benefit of knowing what's right and what's wrong, unlike you, Mary. You want to take control? Decide that you want to stop making sandwiches for everyone?
Maybe you should come up with a PLAN, Samantha. I realize that you're wish come true for me to be Mafia is all you can dream about right now, Betty, but maybe you should GET OVER YOUR RIVER OF TEARS AND LEARN TO MAKE A BRIDGE! You act fairly condescending for someone with absolutely no alternative. So, here's what's gonna happen Veronica. I'm going to call the shots, and you're going to listen, because you're too busy folding the laundry. Got it? Good.
Now, everyone, you're going to investigate each of these people as I say their name, since Jane over here is thinking a little too much for her dainty brain.
IronyOwl: I could give a crap, since you seemed to have lied about your inspection.
Bdthemag: Jim Groovester should come up as Mafia because you're Paranoid.
Jim Groovester: Dariush should come up as Mafia because you're Insane. Both as a Cop and in Mafia.
Think0028: I don't care because you're dead.
Dariush: Jim Groovester should get you Town because you're Sane.
Darvi: Whoever you want, you lying sack of crap.
TolyK: Jim groovester should give you Mafia because you're Paranoid.
Sheb: Go die.
Webadict: Dariush should give you Mafia because you're Insane, just like your playstyle.
Powder Miner: Sheb should give you Town because you're Naive.
Heliman: Whoever you want, not because you're scum, but because I'm not sure if you're Naive or Sane.
^^what happens when a plan falls down around your ears, it brings an tear to my jerk eye.
In fact, that's downright impossible, IronyOwl. You actually fell into a trap that I unintentionally setup.
Do you know why?
You could ONLY have gotten Mafia on me to make it make any sense. If that's not true at all... then you're a liar. I can't help but trust Dariush to be Town, as he seems pretty sincere, but even if he's lying, that still doesn't make up for the hole in the graph.
Man, sincerity makes Dairush more believeable? Haha, flounder flounder, it's not a trap if it depends on someone else being town, that's silly! To me, it looks more like you only trust Dairush to be town so you can lynch Sheb, then lynch Dariush saying that he's a liar, because you know that dari is insane, leaving the last day or two to your partner after you die, who had been keeping under the radar the whole game. So close to the perfect plan, wouldn't you say?
Oh man this is rich, I wish I could turn it into lemons and drink it like lemonade.
Haa Haa. Hee Hee. Hoo Hoo
You do whatever you want. I've got what I needed. I could care less if I got lynched or killed, because I'm the only reason that you pieces of moronic idiocy aren't completely at the mercy of the Mafia. I'm sure all your combined logical prowess couldn't solve 2+2, but hey, maybe you could actually think for yourselves once in a while. I figure you're the best one to show how dumb the Town is.
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