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Author Topic: Funny/Awesome/retarded gods  (Read 11933 times)

Lezard

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Re: Funny/Awesome/retarded gods
« Reply #45 on: June 22, 2011, 02:20:51 pm »
Alath The Inferno of Sharks- most often takes the form of a male dwarf and is allocated with chaos....the INFERNO of SHARKS... Hell Yeah!!!    I wish I had an ocean so I could craft some !!SHARKS!! as a tribute...

Is it normal for children to be named after the gods of the Civ, I believe I had quite a few Alaths running around....
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Currently I have "The Breached Anus of brides"  sounds like a disastrous honey moon.
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Re: Funny/Awesome/retarded gods
« Reply #46 on: June 22, 2011, 05:43:36 pm »
Stibmer, God of the dwarves of the Flickering Fortification in the Universe of Prophecy is a deity whose patronates are torture and water.

Seems like the Flickering Fortification was not that famous for their bathtubs... (it got extinct 1700 yrs ago after a lot of megabeast attacks.... sad story)
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Re: Funny/Awesome/retarded gods
« Reply #47 on: June 22, 2011, 05:59:48 pm »
Ladies and gentlemen, the dwarven god of waterboarding.

Elven Al Queda watch out.
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Re: Funny/Awesome/retarded gods
« Reply #48 on: June 22, 2011, 07:24:59 pm »
Quote from: Lezard on June 22, 2011, 02:20:51 pm
Alath The Inferno of Sharks- most often takes the form of a male dwarf and is allocated with chaos....the INFERNO of SHARKS... Hell Yeah!!!    I wish I had an ocean so I could craft some !!SHARKS!! as a tribute...

Is it normal for children to be named after the gods of the Civ, I believe I had quite a few Alaths running around....
That's so dwarfy it would give even Armok a run for his dorfbucks. As for the names, probably just random, like everything else in the game.
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Re: Funny/Awesome/retarded gods
« Reply #49 on: June 22, 2011, 08:42:49 pm »
Quote from: Lezard on June 22, 2011, 02:20:51 pm
!!SHARKS!!
Everyone google: Cortex Command angry rainbows.
Very relevant.
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Re: Funny/Awesome/retarded gods
« Reply #50 on: June 23, 2011, 03:58:33 pm »
Quote from: FingO on June 22, 2011, 05:43:36 pm
Stibmer, God of the dwarves of the Flickering Fortification in the Universe of Prophecy is a deity whose patronates are torture and water.

Seems like the Flickering Fortification was not that famous for their bathtubs... (it got extinct 1700 yrs ago after a lot of megabeast attacks.... sad story)

Better get to work on the temple/drowning chamber.
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Re: Funny/Awesome/retarded gods
« Reply #51 on: June 23, 2011, 05:07:09 pm »
Quote from: Karnewarrior on June 06, 2011, 08:36:50 pm
Quote from: Arachu on June 06, 2011, 07:45:50 pm
And there used to be a Human entity called the Fellowship of Muffins!

Three muffins for the Elven pussies under open sky
Seven for dwarf kings with their ballscrafts of stone
Nine for idiot humans doomed to die
One for Ironblood, along with several crumpets and a nice cup of tea.
In the frosty north, where the skelks lie.
One Muffin to rule them all.
One muffin to find them.
One muffin to bring them all,
And in the frosts, eat them.
In the frosty north, where the skelks lie.
SOMEONE NEEDS TO SIG THIS!
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Re: Funny/Awesome/retarded gods
« Reply #52 on: June 23, 2011, 08:52:56 pm »
Interesting Gods my current fort has:

'Aval the Carnality of Buds', a male dwarf associated with rebirth, creation, and pregnancy.
'Zas the Iron of Earth', a male hoary marmot associated with Fire, Volcanoes, and Mountains. (WIN)
'Id Oiledrock the Golden Diamond, a male dwarf associate with minerals. (I like his name)

Amusingly, Zas is a really common one for my dwarves to worship, and we live in a flat swamp.
Escapist much, dwarves?
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Re: Funny/Awesome/retarded gods
« Reply #53 on: June 24, 2011, 07:36:25 pm »
Atith the Truthful Decency of Cakes.

Sadly, I couldn't find out what she represented. :( Probably lies.
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Re: Funny/Awesome/retarded gods
« Reply #54 on: June 25, 2011, 01:27:34 am »
In my current modded game, I'm getting loads of gods dedicated to plague, death, war and revenge, amongst other things.

Can't remember the name, but in my last worldgen, one God was essentially the patron saint of Rivers, Death, and Suicide.
I lost patrolling troops in an ambush when they dodged into the damn river.
Stupid God.
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Re: Funny/Awesome/retarded gods
« Reply #55 on: June 26, 2011, 08:44:06 pm »
Got this, a god of disease and... trade.
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The Dung of Hags, nice name.
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Re: Funny/Awesome/retarded gods
« Reply #56 on: June 26, 2011, 08:58:02 pm »
Quote from: Deathsword on June 26, 2011, 08:44:06 pm
Got this, a god of disease and... trade.
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The Dung of Hags, nice name.
God of the American 1930's!
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Re: Funny/Awesome/retarded gods
« Reply #57 on: June 27, 2011, 06:29:29 pm »
This seems as apt an engraving that could exist..
Engraved on the floor is a image of Ustuth Brandcrest the deity of fortresses, volcanos and mountains depicted as a female dwarf by Rovod Adildeleth. Ustuth Brandcrest is screaming.
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Re: Funny/Awesome/retarded gods
« Reply #58 on: September 16, 2011, 01:16:34 am »
Arceth Deadplan, the diety of games, death, and suicide.
Shesam, the diety of love, wealth, and jewels.
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A man would see that as a difficult challenge.
An elf would see that and despair.
A dwarf would see that and say, "Bring it on."

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Re: Funny/Awesome/retarded gods
« Reply #59 on: September 16, 2011, 01:53:17 am »
* Inod Soldwheels, the Blanket of Prices.  Male dwarf.  Trade, wealth, and fortresses.  (Few worshipers, sadly.)
* Tobul Famecontrolled, the Meteors of Duty.  Male dragonfly.  The wind.
* Mondûl.  Female dwarf.  Fame, rumors, birth, rebirth, death, disease and blight.  Basically a goddess of reincarnation, plagues, and legends.  Most popular goddess in my fort.
* Sined Routedbranch, the Mush of Crazes.  Male dwarf.  Night, nightmares, family, children, pregnancy, creation, crafts and labor.  Basically the god of night creatures & craftsmanship.
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