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WJLIII3

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This should surprise no-one
« on: June 05, 2011, 06:11:06 pm »
Mimale Arilethifi, princess

A medium-sized creature dedicated to the ruthless protection of nature.

His turquoise eyes are round. His hair is extremely long. He is very weak. He has a grating, raspy voice. His head is somewhat short. His lips are very thin. His nose bridge is slightly convex. His ears are somewhat broad. His hair is orange. His skin is pale chestnut.


Bahahahaha.
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Acperience

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Re: This should surprise no-one
« Reply #1 on: June 05, 2011, 06:11:47 pm »
Dude looks like a lady ♪

Or vice versa
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Re: This should surprise no-one
« Reply #2 on: June 05, 2011, 07:12:51 pm »
Not like we could tell the difference anyhow.
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Re: This should surprise no-one
« Reply #3 on: June 05, 2011, 09:46:21 pm »
Oh, come on! Elves aren't THAT bad! Look at Cacame! He was epic!
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Re: This should surprise no-one
« Reply #4 on: June 05, 2011, 10:08:00 pm »
Quote from: Angel Of Death on June 05, 2011, 09:46:21 pm
Oh, come on! Elves aren't THAT bad! Look at Cacame! He was epic!

Cacame is a solitary exception to the nagging, annoying, useless, filthy rule. Elves deserve only death. Though I may put this Man-princess in a zoo.
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Re: This should surprise no-one
« Reply #5 on: June 05, 2011, 10:14:53 pm »
Quote from: WJLIII3 on June 05, 2011, 10:08:00 pm
Though I may put this Man-princess in a zoo.
I try to do this with all invading civ figures. I build up quite the menagerie.
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Re: This should surprise no-one
« Reply #6 on: June 05, 2011, 11:26:33 pm »
Does this mean he can go out on a date with himself, and has a chance to get lucky?
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Re: This should surprise no-one
« Reply #7 on: June 06, 2011, 12:01:03 am »
I once had a noble say his aunt was also his paternal grandmother... I still don't get how that's supposed to work. (unless she pulled a Fry)
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« Reply #8 on: June 06, 2011, 12:05:05 am »
Quote from: Ig88 on June 06, 2011, 12:01:03 am
I once had a noble say his aunt was also his paternal grandmother... I still don't get how that's supposed to work. (unless she pulled a Fry)

His mother married her sister's son.
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« Reply #9 on: June 06, 2011, 12:09:26 am »
Quote from: WJLIII3 on June 06, 2011, 12:05:05 am
His mother married her sister's son.
Oh, well then....
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« Reply #10 on: June 06, 2011, 12:25:43 am »
The elven taverns must have some interesting stories...
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Re: This should surprise no-one
« Reply #11 on: June 06, 2011, 01:38:47 am »
Hermaphrodite elf.
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Re: This should surprise no-one
« Reply #12 on: June 06, 2011, 01:57:19 am »
I think elves should have "Non-standard" gender arrangements. Dwarves already find them quite alien as it is, why not have cute boys in skirts with a merchant husband, or a war leader girl who demands on "siring" sons. I like LFR's Meowkin for that reason, though I'm a poor cross section of gender acceptability anyway.

I guess I say this: More crossdressing!
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Re: This should surprise no-one
« Reply #13 on: June 06, 2011, 02:49:48 am »
Tolkien must be turning in his grave.  ::)
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Re: This should surprise no-one
« Reply #14 on: June 06, 2011, 02:53:09 am »
I'm surprised the humans aren't trying to burn him at the stake as an abomination.
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