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Author Topic: You are Urist McLegendary Cheesemaker!  (Read 2387 times)

Weirdsound

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Re: You are Urist McLegendary Cheesemaker!
« Reply #30 on: June 05, 2011, 01:49:09 am »
Enter fortress. Remember that you are a fisherdwarf.
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Bdthemag

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Re: You are Urist McLegendary Cheesemaker!
« Reply #31 on: June 05, 2011, 02:03:33 am »
Quote from: Weirdsound on June 05, 2011, 01:49:09 am
Enter fortress. Remember that you are a fisherdwarf Legendary Cheesemaker.
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>UMC: Realize that this is a future version of DF where cheese is actually useful.
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Quote from: freeformschooler on December 02, 2011, 10:33:54 pm
Well, you do have a busy life, what with keeping tabs on wild, rough-and-tumble forum members while sorting out the drama between your twenty two inner lesbians.
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Re: You are Urist McLegendary Cheesemaker!
« Reply #32 on: June 05, 2011, 02:13:44 am »
Ah yes, I am a Legendary Fisherdwarf/Cheesemaker!
Hm! a giant firebreathing fish!
Better catch it!
Urist McLoneMigrant punches the Devil of Soot in the head and the severed part sails off in an arc!
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Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on July 05, 2011, 05:58:25 am
So I'm a Depressing Jesus Wizard being stalked by Satan Lights, and my home's wiring is going bad?
Goddammit.

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Re: You are Urist McLegendary Cheesemaker!
« Reply #33 on: June 05, 2011, 02:16:33 am »
>ULFD/CM: Be promoted to captain of the militia for being awesome.
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Well, you do have a busy life, what with keeping tabs on wild, rough-and-tumble forum members while sorting out the drama between your twenty two inner lesbians.
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Re: You are Urist McLegendary Cheesemaker!
« Reply #34 on: June 05, 2011, 02:18:38 am »
Oh look, I was promoted!
More firebreathing fish!
Urist McLoneMigrant Kicks the Spirit Of Fire in the head with his Left Foot, tearing the skin, shattering the skull and tearing apart the brain!
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Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on July 05, 2011, 05:58:25 am
So I'm a Depressing Jesus Wizard being stalked by Satan Lights, and my home's wiring is going bad?
Goddammit.

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Re: You are Urist McLegendary Cheesemaker!
« Reply #35 on: June 05, 2011, 02:20:12 am »
>ULF/CM: Be promoted to mayor due to awesomeness.

Atleast thats how I appoint my nobles.
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Well, you do have a busy life, what with keeping tabs on wild, rough-and-tumble forum members while sorting out the drama between your twenty two inner lesbians.
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noah22223

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Re: You are Urist McLegendary Cheesemaker!
« Reply #36 on: June 05, 2011, 02:21:44 am »
Yay, mayor!
Urist McLoneMigrant has mandated certain goods!
His mandate, you ask?
ADMANTINE BATTLE AXES.
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Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on July 05, 2011, 05:58:25 am
So I'm a Depressing Jesus Wizard being stalked by Satan Lights, and my home's wiring is going bad?
Goddammit.

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Re: You are Urist McLegendary Cheesemaker!
« Reply #37 on: June 05, 2011, 02:23:00 am »
>UFD/LCM: Prepare for everything that happened on the last page to happen.
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Well, you do have a busy life, what with keeping tabs on wild, rough-and-tumble forum members while sorting out the drama between your twenty two inner lesbians.
Quote from: Lord Inquisitor on August 11, 2012, 11:16:20 pm
Quote from: Bdthemag on August 11, 2012, 11:15:08 pm
Your drunk posts continue to baffle me.
Welcome to Reality.

noah22223

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Re: You are Urist McLegendary Cheesemaker!
« Reply #38 on: June 05, 2011, 02:26:00 am »
*one Mayor metalworking montage later...*
Yes!
MY BATTLE AXES!
And all of a sudden, DEMONS.
You are now Urist McLegendaryCheesemaker.
The demons appear to have run off!
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Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on July 05, 2011, 05:58:25 am
So I'm a Depressing Jesus Wizard being stalked by Satan Lights, and my home's wiring is going bad?
Goddammit.

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Re: You are Urist McLegendary Cheesemaker!
« Reply #39 on: June 05, 2011, 02:39:31 am »
Colonise hell
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Re: You are Urist McLegendary Cheesemaker!
« Reply #40 on: June 05, 2011, 10:28:31 am »
Quote from: Angel Of Death on June 05, 2011, 02:39:31 am
Colonise hell...

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noah22223

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Re: You are Urist McLegendary Cheesemaker!
« Reply #41 on: June 05, 2011, 02:58:59 pm »
you dash towards hell, intent on building a home there, and you disconnect many a demon's lower body from there upper!
All of a sudden, 10 goddamn Spirits Of Fire.
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Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on July 05, 2011, 05:58:25 am
So I'm a Depressing Jesus Wizard being stalked by Satan Lights, and my home's wiring is going bad?
Goddammit.

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Re: You are Urist McLegendary Cheesemaker!
« Reply #42 on: June 05, 2011, 03:02:42 pm »
>UFD/LCM:Do a flying backflip while randomly spinning your arms around towards them.
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Quote from: freeformschooler on December 02, 2011, 10:33:54 pm
Well, you do have a busy life, what with keeping tabs on wild, rough-and-tumble forum members while sorting out the drama between your twenty two inner lesbians.
Quote from: Lord Inquisitor on August 11, 2012, 11:16:20 pm
Quote from: Bdthemag on August 11, 2012, 11:15:08 pm
Your drunk posts continue to baffle me.
Welcome to Reality.

noah22223

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Re: You are Urist McLegendary Cheesemaker!
« Reply #43 on: June 05, 2011, 09:49:55 pm »
*backflip*
*3 demon decapitations later*
The king has arrived!
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Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on July 05, 2011, 05:58:25 am
So I'm a Depressing Jesus Wizard being stalked by Satan Lights, and my home's wiring is going bad?
Goddammit.

Weirdsound

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Re: You are Urist McLegendary Cheesemaker!
« Reply #44 on: June 05, 2011, 10:20:18 pm »
Construct bauxite room. Link to a lever with red water. Install the kings bed.
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