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Author Topic: You are Urist McLegendary Cheesemaker!  (Read 2390 times)

noah22223

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Re: You are Urist McLegendary Cheesemaker!
« Reply #15 on: June 04, 2011, 11:07:26 pm »
You wrestle with the X, intent on killing it, but all your attacks pass straight through!
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Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on July 05, 2011, 05:58:25 am
So I'm a Depressing Jesus Wizard being stalked by Satan Lights, and my home's wiring is going bad?
Goddammit.

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Re: You are Urist McLegendary Cheesemaker!
« Reply #16 on: June 04, 2011, 11:07:52 pm »
Cannot go to prison: Interrupted by Goblin Thief
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noah22223

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Re: You are Urist McLegendary Cheesemaker!
« Reply #17 on: June 04, 2011, 11:10:07 pm »
Snatcher! Protect the children!
you punch the Goblin Snather in the head with your right hand, tearing the skin, shattering the skull and tearing apart the brain!
Goblin Snatcher has been struck down.
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Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on July 05, 2011, 05:58:25 am
So I'm a Depressing Jesus Wizard being stalked by Satan Lights, and my home's wiring is going bad?
Goddammit.

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Re: You are Urist McLegendary Cheesemaker!
« Reply #18 on: June 04, 2011, 11:30:18 pm »
Are you worthy to live yet?

Claim adamantine plate, name is Platey
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noah22223

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Re: You are Urist McLegendary Cheesemaker!
« Reply #19 on: June 05, 2011, 12:06:42 am »
you have been promoted to Miner!
you have been given the task to dig downward through the Adamantine Vein.
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Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on July 05, 2011, 05:58:25 am
So I'm a Depressing Jesus Wizard being stalked by Satan Lights, and my home's wiring is going bad?
Goddammit.

Bdthemag

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Re: You are Urist McLegendary Cheesemaker!
« Reply #20 on: June 05, 2011, 12:08:34 am »
Dig to the Clown Circus, unleash the clowns for revenge!
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Well, you do have a busy life, what with keeping tabs on wild, rough-and-tumble forum members while sorting out the drama between your twenty two inner lesbians.
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Re: You are Urist McLegendary Cheesemaker!
« Reply #21 on: June 05, 2011, 12:42:16 am »
Make sure you dig a path from the Legendary Dining Hall to the vein before you pop open the circus!
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noah22223

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Re: You are Urist McLegendary Cheesemaker!
« Reply #22 on: June 05, 2011, 01:07:06 am »
Quote from: Weirdsound on June 05, 2011, 12:42:16 am
Make sure you dig a path from the Legendary Dining Hall to the vein before you pop open the circus!
Quote from: Bdthemag on June 05, 2011, 12:08:34 am
Dig to the Clown Circus, unleash the clowns for revenge!

You do this.
199 Dorf's are now dead.
You are the only survivor.
There is a full set of adamantine armor, an adamantine axe, and an adamantine shield in the armor/weapons room.
There are 3 demons between you and it.
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Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on July 05, 2011, 05:58:25 am
So I'm a Depressing Jesus Wizard being stalked by Satan Lights, and my home's wiring is going bad?
Goddammit.

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Re: You are Urist McLegendary Cheesemaker!
« Reply #23 on: June 05, 2011, 01:08:43 am »
Enter material trance. Go to town with your Pickaxe.
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noah22223

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Re: You are Urist McLegendary Cheesemaker!
« Reply #24 on: June 05, 2011, 01:10:00 am »
*one martial trance later*
you are fully armored in adamantine. you have an adamantine axe.
10 pages worth of demons heard you and are now sprinting/flying to your location.
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Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on July 05, 2011, 05:58:25 am
So I'm a Depressing Jesus Wizard being stalked by Satan Lights, and my home's wiring is going bad?
Goddammit.

Bdthemag

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Re: You are Urist McLegendary Cheesemaker!
« Reply #25 on: June 05, 2011, 01:11:57 am »
Head into the nearby danger room and quickly cheat train your skills.
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Quote from: freeformschooler on December 02, 2011, 10:33:54 pm
Well, you do have a busy life, what with keeping tabs on wild, rough-and-tumble forum members while sorting out the drama between your twenty two inner lesbians.
Quote from: Lord Inquisitor on August 11, 2012, 11:16:20 pm
Quote from: Bdthemag on August 11, 2012, 11:15:08 pm
Your drunk posts continue to baffle me.
Welcome to Reality.

noah22223

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Re: You are Urist McLegendary Cheesemaker!
« Reply #26 on: June 05, 2011, 01:13:37 am »
*1 danger-room-full-of-now-broken-training-spears later...*
You are legendary +5 axedorf now.
YOU ARE NOW FIGHTING FUCKING EVERY GODDAMN DEMON THERE IS.
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Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on July 05, 2011, 05:58:25 am
So I'm a Depressing Jesus Wizard being stalked by Satan Lights, and my home's wiring is going bad?
Goddammit.

Bdthemag

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Re: You are Urist McLegendary Cheesemaker!
« Reply #27 on: June 05, 2011, 01:19:34 am »
>UMC: Fuck their shit up.
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Quote from: freeformschooler on December 02, 2011, 10:33:54 pm
Well, you do have a busy life, what with keeping tabs on wild, rough-and-tumble forum members while sorting out the drama between your twenty two inner lesbians.
Quote from: Lord Inquisitor on August 11, 2012, 11:16:20 pm
Quote from: Bdthemag on August 11, 2012, 11:15:08 pm
Your drunk posts continue to baffle me.
Welcome to Reality.

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Re: You are Urist McLegendary Cheesemaker!
« Reply #28 on: June 05, 2011, 01:23:17 am »
Pull the lever and open the nearby cage full of 10 pages worth of war bears! That should keep em busy while you bolt away at 1 FPS.
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noah22223

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Re: You are Urist McLegendary Cheesemaker!
« Reply #29 on: June 05, 2011, 01:24:13 am »
9 Demons dead!
Shield eaten by some demon wearing a Duke Nuken haircut!
you pull the lver releasing a bearsplosion!
You bolt away!
You are now Urist McLoneMigrant.
Oh, I hope this fort is like they say it is!
Whats that smell?
Oh well!
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Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on July 05, 2011, 05:58:25 am
So I'm a Depressing Jesus Wizard being stalked by Satan Lights, and my home's wiring is going bad?
Goddammit.
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