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[noah22223]

The overseer has just drafted you, and is sending you to a room with bauxite doors...

[Comp112]

Remember that your hungry, and need to STOP WHAT YOUR DOING AND EAT

[choobakka]

Have a fey mood suddenly. Take over a farmer's workshop.

[noah22223]

Urist McLegendaryCheesemaker cancels Station: Strange Mood
Urist McLegendary Cheesemaker has taken over a stoneworkers workshop!
Urist McLegendaryCheesemaker has created BoatMurdered, an adamantine ring!
this is an adamantine ring. all craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality. it is encircled with adamantine. on it is engraved a picture of Boatmurdered, an adamantine ring.

[noah22223]

Urist McLegendary Cheesemaker cancels Station: Hungry
*nomnomnom*
Urist McLegendaryCheesemaker cancels Station: Thirsty
*glug glug glug*

[Comp112]

Start a PARTY that last an entire year

[noah22223]

*praty party party*
You are now in the room with bauxite doors.
you see through the window your miner friend walking towards the lever...

[Furtuka]

tantrum, deconstruct window, punch friend, destroy lever

[Comp112]

But you have a legendary skill! Tantrum time

[noah22223]

WHy would you tantrum? you ate suck a nice *kobold egg roast* earlier!
He pulls the lever and red water stars spewing out of the ceiling! it looks tasty!

[Comp112]

Quick! Lose all your fat and become IMMUNE TO HEAT

[noah22223]

You give yourself DWARVEN LYPOSUCTION which invloves ripping your flesh off with your bear hands, tearing the fat out, then stitching it back together shoddily.

you are now IMMUNE TO HEAT.
you hear a giant yellow X yell "DAMNIT, DIE!"

[V-Norrec]

Quickly acquire task turn Dwarven Fat into Tallow.  Open door to get out of red water and into your workshop.

[noah22223]

Oh my! I simply MUST make some Tallow out of my fat!
You run out of the Red Water room, killing many a dorf.
5 soap bars later...
The Overseer has ordered you into the prison.
You recently heard from your friends how they hooked up all the cells to levers.
You have no weapons.

[Furtuka]

Wrestle with the X