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Armok

103 (71.5%)

Kurtulmak

31 (21.5%)

Urdlen

10 (6.9%)

Total Members Voted: 143

[freeformschooler]

sulking thieves

Way to ruin your own argument.

Alternately, I think you would be a nice stand-in for Kurtulmak.

[kotekzot]

sulking thieves

Way to ruin your own argument.

Alternately, I think you would be a nice stand-in for Kurtulmak.

I see what you're trying to do here.

[freeformschooler]

sulking thieves

Way to ruin your own argument.

Alternately, I think you would be a nice stand-in for Kurtulmak.

I see what you're trying to do here.

BETS ARE ON, KOTEKZOT VS ARMOK

[Armok]

Contrary to what D&D would have you believe, stealing, backstabbing, and living in caves is not generally considered glorius.

[Angel Of Death]

I have taunted you.
I have given you the chance to strike first, leaving myself wide open.
I've done everything that I could possibly be considered obligated to by any rules of duel.
I think I have by now quite earned the right...

*Diabolical smile* >

... to STRIKE!

So Kurtulmak, he who does not show up to a duel, he who baywatchers feel obliged to take the flag of in faking edits to their own messages, he who now rules nothing since his silly antics got his only board deleted, he who is but a running gag on a forum for an obscure game, he who can not even pretend to embody somehting glorious but instead affiliate with sulking thieves, do you under this torrent of fire by your silence humbly submit to me your eternal superior?

You got 24 hours to respond, or I will consider myself winner by default.

I'm afraid I have been banned from posting, so I'll just have to speak through AoD


« Last Edit: FOOL! Kurtulmak shall not be subjected to time! at FOOLNESS!!! by Kurtulmak »

[USEC_OFFICER]

Fools! Do not underestimate the power of Kurtulmak! He will strike all of you down! BLOOD For the blood...

...

Is it to late to change my vote?

[Montague]

Spoiler:

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Armok = the player

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Dramatic narration: In the end, the most evil and vile deity in the world, is YOU, humankind!

Also, who are these other two? Kurktumak? What?

[freeformschooler]

Also, who are these other two? Kurktumak? What?

You haven't been around long enough, I think. Just signed up in may. Kurtulmak is the charismatic "phantom moderater" who in "legit" terms hasn't been around since 2008 but who knows. In his sig, he mentions Urdlen, a gnome-god.

[breadbocks]

Ummm.. Montague? No. The player is not Armok. Armok is part of the lore of StA:GoB 1. The player is just a given fortress' overseer.

[Montague]

Ummm.. Montague? No. The player is not Armok. Armok is part of the lore of StA:GoB 1. The player is just a given fortress' overseer.

Nah. 'Armok' comes from a line of code [ARM_OK], meaning it had a limb good enough to swing an axe.

Armok does everything a player does. He destroys and creates worlds on a whim. He interferes with and controls individuals. He has absolute power and he uses it only for the ends of his own bloodthirsty pleasure. What else does that describe?

Its why neither of the developers mention "Armok" except in the title of the game. Its some sort of an inside-joke that has outlived it's relevancy.

Its all what Toady One said in interviews, basically.

[kotekzot]

Contrary to what D&D would have you believe, stealing, backstabbing, and living in caves is not generally considered glorius.

And drinking yourself into a stupor, vomiting at the tiniest hint of light, and eating -cat tallow biscuits- is?

Ummm.. Montague? No. The player is not Armok. Armok is part of the lore of StA:GoB 1. The player is just a given fortress' overseer.

In that case the overseer is incorporeal, which may as well make them a god.

[Gatleos]

Armok is the one constant in all of the generated worlds, the dark overlord who watches over his creations with simultaneous contempt and amusement, his lust for blood driving all conflict and his soul, bereft of mercy and empathy, ensnaring the Dwarven multiverse in an infinite cycle of death and rebirth. And yet, there is another. Even the almighty Armok has his origins. He was, in fact, created by none other than Kurtulmak himself.

And that is because...

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KURTULMAK IS ARMOK'S FATHER

DUN

DUN

DUUUUUUUUUN

[h3lblad3]

Ummm.. Montague? No. The player is not Armok. Armok is part of the lore of StA:GoB 1. The player is just a given fortress' overseer.

Its why neither of the developers mention "Armok" except in the title of the game. Its some sort of an inside-joke that has outlived it's relevancy.

Its all what Toady One said in interviews, basically.

Really, everything in this thread has outlived its relevancy. 

[Kishmond]

I don't even know who those other two are, so I guess Armok it is.

[Armok]

It's been way longer than 24 hours, so thus I declare myself the winner.