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[ExKirby]

You are an ADVENTURER. Well, that's what you want to be anyway. You were on your way to the town of CAKETON, but seem to have TRIPPED on a SMALL ROCK on a MUDDY PATH and have ended up with a MILD CONCUSSION. Whoops. You seem to have temporarily forgot your NAME, GENDER, RACE and CLASS. Now, what were they...?

(Basically, just anything that is stereotypical to an RPG is good.)

[AtomicSneakers]

Name: SHADRAP FLAPSTACK
Gender: MALE
Race: SNEAKY ELF MAN
Class: PRANCY STAB-ROGUE

[ExKirby]

Ah yes, that's right! You are SHADRAP FLAPSTACK, a MALE ELF ROGUE. You dust off your THIEF'S ROBE, and check that your IRON DAGGER is in your back pocket. After checking that everything is in place, you carry on. Suddenly, a BLUE SLIME jumps out of nowhere and attacks you! Suddenly, some RETRO BATTLE MUSIC plays, and a fight begins!

SHADRAP FLAPSTACK     20/20HP     12/12MP

0/0MP     5/5HP     BLUE SLIME

Do you ATTACK, DEFEND, use a SKILL or FLEE?

[Furtuka]

STEAL

[ExKirby]

STEAL

SHADRAP FLAPSTACK uses STEAL at 4MP!
SHADRAP FLAPSTACK takes 8G from BLUE SLIME!
BLUE SLIME attacks SHADRAP FLAPSTACK!
SHADRAP FLAPSTACK takes 1 Damage!

SHADRAP FLAPSTACK     19/20HP     8/12MP

0/0MP     5/5HP     BLUE SLIME

[ExKirby]

Bump.

[DwarfyDwarf]

>Bitchstab that slime all up in his face.

[noah22223]

ATTACK.

[ExKirby]

>Bitchstab that slime all up in his face.

SHADRAP FLAPSTACK attacks BLUE SLIME!
BLUE SLIME takes 5 Damage!
BLUE SLIME is slain!
SHADRAP FLAPSTACK gains 20G!
SHADRAP FLAPSTACK gains 3EXP!

That was fun. Now what do you do?

[DwarfyDwarf]

>Examine inventory.