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Author Topic: Chill and Relaxed Progressive Irritation and Annoyance Thread  (Read 853438 times)

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Re: Chill and Relaxed Progressive Irritation and Annoyance Thread
« Reply #9570 on: January 10, 2012, 12:59:00 am »

It was posted earlier in the thread, but I'll allow it:

"You know, something may be going down tonight, but it ain't going to be jobs, sweetheart." -Gov. Chris Christie to a female heckler. Because poor taste jokes about oral sex to a woman are okay because you were "misunderstood".

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« Reply #9571 on: January 10, 2012, 01:06:17 am »

Wait that actually was a really bad lewd remark? Goddamn it. I actually assumed he was trying to imply something like "You are going down, because I'm going to beat the everliving crap out of you". Welp.
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Re: Chill and Relaxed Progressive Irritation and Annoyance Thread
« Reply #9572 on: January 10, 2012, 01:14:25 am »

That's what he's trying to backtrack and say, but going down on someone is the most common and obvious euphemism for giving a blowjob. So even if he "didn't mean it that way" it's pretty inappropriate to not think about how he was wording it, not to mention his tone when he says "sweetheart".

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« Reply #9573 on: January 10, 2012, 01:26:13 am »

I didn't take it as a sex joke, but it still shows him to be a complete jackass.
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Re: Chill and Relaxed Progressive Irritation and Annoyance Thread
« Reply #9574 on: January 10, 2012, 01:37:50 am »

What if he meant that he was the one going down?
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« Reply #9575 on: January 10, 2012, 02:08:07 am »

What if he meant that he was the one going down?
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« Reply #9576 on: January 10, 2012, 06:16:18 am »

I didn't initially read it as a sex joke either. Yeah, stupid thing to say, and poorly worded, but I really don't think the sexual meaning was intended.

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« Reply #9577 on: January 10, 2012, 09:44:49 am »

It was posted earlier in the thread, but I'll allow it:

"You know, something may be going down tonight, but it ain't going to be jobs, sweetheart." -Gov. Chris Christie to a female heckler. Because poor taste jokes about oral sex to a woman are okay because you were "misunderstood".
You know Herman Cain gave him a long-distance fistbump for that one.
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Re: Chill and Relaxed Progressive Irritation and Annoyance Thread
« Reply #9578 on: January 10, 2012, 11:07:50 am »

http://news.yahoo.com/gay-marriage-threat-humanitys-future-pope-184113291.html

I really get frustrated sometimes. It seems like there is a competition on what world leaders can say the most ridiculous things.
« Last Edit: January 10, 2012, 11:09:44 am by Nadaka »
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« Reply #9579 on: January 10, 2012, 11:11:38 am »

Well of course. If you allow gay marriage, then *everyone* will gay marry and won't have children, so humans will go extinct.
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Re: Chill and Relaxed Progressive Irritation and Annoyance Thread
« Reply #9580 on: January 10, 2012, 12:24:37 pm »

http://news.yahoo.com/gay-marriage-threat-humanitys-future-pope-184113291.html

I really get frustrated sometimes. It seems like there is a competition on what world leaders can say the most ridiculous things.
Just when you think the Pope has learned to stop derping, he herps. >_<

This is why I'm always conflicted about the Catholic Church. On the one hand, they're a voice for peace and human rights in many areas and do a lot of good. On the other...yeah. It's like parts of the Church's doctrine are in the 21st century, and other parts are still in the 1st century.
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« Reply #9581 on: January 10, 2012, 12:28:40 pm »

I know they are a powerful force in uprooting and destroying native cultures, proselytizing, and getting involved in politics... but I'm not really all that confident in their being a voice for peace and human rights. At least, I've not really heard anything on the front.

Not to say Catholic individuals and organizations haven't been so (they are a large group of people who ostensibly follow the teachings of Jesus, it should be expected some portion of them would engage in this sort of thing), but I'm no so sure how responsible for that sort of stuff the actual Catholic Church is.

Might just be ignorance on my part though.
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Re: Chill and Relaxed Progressive Irritation and Annoyance Thread
« Reply #9582 on: January 10, 2012, 12:46:04 pm »

http://news.yahoo.com/gay-marriage-threat-humanitys-future-pope-184113291.html

I really get frustrated sometimes. It seems like there is a competition on what world leaders can say the most ridiculous things.

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I swear people have next to no idea how basic logic works, seemingly with those in power often having the least idea....

His given assumption is that his version of a traditional family is the cornerstone of human civilization and without that everything falls.... Moreover, the presence of any other type of family is so toxic to his version of a traditional family that it would kill said "traditional family." This forgets every other culture on earth that doesn't subscribe to his version.... Those cultures seem to do just fine without his religion and with their own or lack thereof.... They also have their own definitions of marriage that evolved independent of Christianity....

I love being a scapegoat for the fall of civilization.... WTF? Global pollution, terrorism, global economic instability, war, famine, disease.... Na, it's the gays.... We're screwing over the whole planet... ??? ? I somehow don't think he can make any kind of causal connection, at all, that amounts to anything close to gay -----> the end of the world....  ::)
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Re: Chill and Relaxed Progressive Irritation and Annoyance Thread
« Reply #9583 on: January 10, 2012, 12:56:20 pm »

Its us hetero's that are screwing up the planet anyway, what with continually reproducing and all that, stretching our natural resources and causing the exponential growth issue.
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Re: Chill and Relaxed Progressive Irritation and Annoyance Thread
« Reply #9584 on: January 10, 2012, 01:23:52 pm »

I guess we now know why priests aren't allowed to marry.

Its us hetero's that are screwing up the planet anyway, what with continually reproducing and all that, stretching our natural resources and causing the exponential growth issue.
But what about the gay people adopting Thai kids?
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