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[Vector]

I honestly don't understand how these people manage to be alive, let alone possess large amounts of money and political clout.

[Gatleos]

You can just feel Wolf Blitzer's disbelief in what he's hearing, like he's about to either crack up laughing or lunge for Perry's throat.

I wonder if a child saying an Islamic prayer during school would still be an example of his "American Values^TM".

[MetalSlimeHunt]

I wonder if a child saying an Islamic prayer during school would still be an example of his "American Values^TM".

[rickperry]No silly, that's the wrong kind of School Prayer! This is a christian nation and always has been, where majority rules and the 80% of christian americans will never bow to the demands of the liberal bias government media jacket bibletopia something grr gay people make me feel weird ban them.[/rickperry]


....Wow, that kind of imploded near the end.

[Heron TSG]

A humorous parody of that ad.

I honestly don't understand how these people manage to be alive, let alone possess large amounts of money and political clout.

You said it. I couldn't see him functioning in modern society sans politics.

[Truean]

Freedom of religion to him means HIS religion. There are no others. The first commandment is the worst commandment, "Thou shalt have no other God before me." Other people have that right and choice, should they so desire....

[Heron TSG]

I consider myself outside of the Abrahamic God's sovereignty, so I don't care what Rick Parody has to say about how everyone should be like him. If he wants to dispute that, he can take me to court.

On the other hand, as an enemy combatant I don't think I would have to follow Rick's insane ramblings if he somehow became president and tried to arrest all those weird different people.

Sometimes I think that we live in the wacky alternate universe, and there's a sane reality somewhere. Not here! In this universe, George W. Bush won his re-election campaign! Universal healthcare is seen as a crime against freedom by many people! Instead of elections, we hold debates between morons!

[MetalSlimeHunt]

You know what's sad? With everything that's happened I almost kind of miss Bush now. I really do.

[Heron TSG]

You know what's sad? With everything that's happened I almost kind of miss Bush now. I really do.

If we're going for past presidents, T.R. was a pretty rad dude, what with his progressivism and his willingness to do whatever it took to actually get stuff done. The right stuff. (While not trampling over the Constitution.)

[penguinofhonor]

Sometimes I think that we live in the wacky alternate universe, and there's a sane reality somewhere. Not here! In this universe, George W. Bush won his re-election campaign! Universal healthcare is seen as a crime against freedom by many people! Instead of elections, we hold debates between morons!

This has become my current worldview.

[MonkeyHead]

Could be worse, you could be North Korean. I mean, shits probably gonna hit the fan bigtime there now that the Glorious Leader has copped it.

[ECrownofFire]

Instead of elections, we hold debates between morons!

What debates? All I see is a bunch of circlejerking Republicans.

Except for Ron Paul, really... How the fuck does he manage to stay sane surrounded with all that?

[Sheb]

Doesn't have to stay sane, just have to be slightly-less-insane to look sane by contrast.

[Truean]

Doesn't have to stay sane, just have to be slightly-less-insane to look sane by contrast.

He also knows he doesn't really have a chance, or at least he's so used to losing at this point that it doesn't phase him.

[Nadaka]

Instead of elections, we hold debates between morons!

What debates? All I see is a bunch of circlejerking Republicans.

Except for Ron Paul, really... How the fuck does he manage to stay sane surrounded with all that?

um... you have not really studied ron paul all that well have you? His politics are demonstably insane. His position as a radical christian theocrat is in conflict with his worship of ayn rand and objectivist nihilism. His claim of constitutional advocacy is in direct conflict with his attempts to destroy the bill of rights and other ammendments on the state level.

[MonkeyHead]

I miss Bill Clinton. He made me laugh in a more innocent way, not with disbelief at the sort of mess your current crop of nutcases are turning your country into.