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Author Topic: Chill and Relaxed Progressive Irritation and Annoyance Thread  (Read 872154 times)

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Re: Chill and Relaxed Progressive Irritation and Annoyance Thread
« Reply #11340 on: February 15, 2012, 01:55:29 pm »

Arizona bill requires that teachers follow national broadcasting standards in public and personal life.
Ok this is getting more bullshit by the second, teachers are really now becoming shells of the government. So much for becoming a educator later in life.

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« Reply #11341 on: February 15, 2012, 02:01:52 pm »

Hmmm they way the bill's worded they could technically even be suspended or fired for having sex in their own bedroom with their spouse, if they admitted to such such not-for-TV goings on. (e.g. if they got pregnant, technically that's proof of guilt).

And if someone says "they" would never interpret the law "that way", then that's proof it's a badly written law. A properly written law should clearly indicate what is legal and illegal.

Actually i just realized this law techincally could apply if you went to the toilet or took a shower.
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« Reply #11342 on: February 15, 2012, 02:03:31 pm »

In which the plot of The Hunchback of Notre Dame is run in Arizona with frustrated schoolmarms =/
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« Reply #11343 on: February 15, 2012, 02:05:32 pm »

Arizona bill requires that teachers follow national broadcasting standards in public and personal life.

Oh wow. What the fuck were they thinking?

At least it will never actually happen and it's unenforceable on constitutional grounds. Still, it's a travesty that these jackasses even thought it was a good idea.
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« Reply #11344 on: February 15, 2012, 02:12:56 pm »

I've just kinda written Arizona off as The Lolwut? State.

Seriously, it's become a repository for all the half-baked conervative crackpot ideas that can't catch on anywhere else. Eventually they'll build a fence around the entire state to keep "libruhls" out, and there will be much rejoicing.
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« Reply #11345 on: February 15, 2012, 03:02:36 pm »

My highschool sociology teacher occasionally used the word "fuck" while giving lessons, and I feel it only enhanced his class.
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« Reply #11346 on: February 15, 2012, 03:48:16 pm »

I remember my english teacher calling Alexander Dumas "Dumbass."


Yeah, that's a pretty stupid law. As is most anything justified by "think of the children!"
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« Reply #11348 on: February 15, 2012, 03:52:58 pm »

Ah! You have seen through their cunning plan! DAMN YOU! How will they get rid of all those liberal educators if they're allowed to keep making baby educators?
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« Reply #11349 on: February 15, 2012, 03:56:11 pm »

It just sort of looks like a cunning ploy to kill of all liberals by legal castration...

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« Reply #11350 on: February 15, 2012, 04:09:45 pm »

Arizona bill requires that teachers follow national broadcasting standards in public and personal life.

Don't you know that censorship and big brother, which somehow does not qualify as "big government," are Central Conservative (real "only real") American Values? That, "freedom to do what you want," thing only applies if you're rich or incorporated, which are the only two types of Real Americans TM. "But what teachers do is so important to are childrens," then pay them something you hypocritical bastards....  (yes the "are" instead of "our" was intentional). Rather than pay them to recognize the importance teachers have, we'll just starve them and butt into their personal lives, brilliant! Yet another soon to be labeled unconstitutional law violating the first amendment but garnering votes for moron politicians, who will then blame the courts for being "activist judges." And speaking of which:

http://www.addictinginfo.org/2012/02/14/texas-judge-fights-back-against-hate-from-newt-gingrich-and-the-christian-right/?fb_ref=facebook&fb_source=home_oneline

It's about damn time the judiciary, the only semi sane branch of government, started fighting back against the 2 out of control branches of government--the legislature and executive which both need slapped repeatedly. Frankly, many if not most judges try to be reserved and often site the judicial code of conduct as reasoning why. Let's see though, when the judge starts getting multiple death threats and single bullets mailed to him, fuck the judicial code of conduct, because it won't raise the dead.... This judge has actually had to rely upon federal marshals to keep him safe/keep the damn politically stirred up loonies from trying to seriously kill him. Why? Because he said separation of church and state meant schools couldn't lead prayer at graduation....

The best part, the judge says this referencing the following quote from the bible:

“Any American can pray, silently or verbally, seven days a week, twenty four hours a day, in private as Jesus taught or in large public events as Mohammed instructed.”

The Judge is referring to Matthew 6:6 in which Jesus states:
“But thou, when thou prayest, enter into thy closet, and when thou hast shut thy door, pray to thy Father which is in secret; and thy Father which seeth in secret shall reward thee openly.”
Source: King James Bible, Cambridge Edition.

I love the religious zealotry about a book these people haven't/won't read. It's funny how they say judges should know and enforce the constitution when these people know nothing at all about the constitution or the bible they say is practically incorporated into it. "Judges should be taught the constitution," say the people threatening the judge. Who's going to teach these people their own holy book?  I'm pretty sure the bible doesn't condone multiple serious death threats against a judge. There might even be a commandment about it, I dunno, something to do with "thou shalt not kill?" Maybe.... Kinda.... Sorta.... Entirely....

Really, the stupid thing is, if the school were smart, then they'd just have a "moment of silence," and everyone could know this is code for "the time we all pray." <--- problem solved.
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« Reply #11351 on: February 15, 2012, 04:15:13 pm »

Weren't "moments of silence" struck down too? I believe that was attempted after prayers were first banned.
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« Reply #11352 on: February 15, 2012, 04:17:38 pm »

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« Reply #11353 on: February 15, 2012, 04:19:41 pm »

Weren't "moments of silence" struck down too? I believe that was attempted after prayers were first banned.

Even if so, how're you gonna enforce it?

With no visible prompting, everybody stops talking and does nothing for a moment that they all secretly agreed to in advance.... The speaker stops, and looks down at the floor {bows head}. This is the simple signal..... A moment or so later, things resume as normal.... Nothin' to be done about it really....
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Re: Chill and Relaxed Progressive Irritation and Annoyance Thread
« Reply #11354 on: February 15, 2012, 04:21:58 pm »

Weren't "moments of silence" struck down too? I believe that was attempted after prayers were first banned.
No. And prayer itself was never banned. Only the schools coercion and endorsement of prayer were banned.
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