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kotekzot

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Re: My fort is too... steady.
« Reply #15 on: June 03, 2011, 10:20:15 pm »

Before you get too excited, was it liquid/gaseous?

It was !!FIRE!!
I assume you meant to write "adamantine burial chamber in honor of this achievement", yes?
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Sir Leonard III

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« Reply #16 on: June 03, 2011, 10:25:28 pm »

Before you get too excited, was it liquid/gaseous?

It was !!FIRE!!
I assume you meant to write "adamantine burial chamber in honor of this achievement", yes?

Sadly he left his martial trance after BITING INTO THE CHEEK OF ANOTHER FLAMING CLOWN and soon died. If I manage to block off everything before we all die, then he will get more than that. He will get Armok's beard as a burial chamber.
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Sarda

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« Reply #17 on: June 03, 2011, 10:26:13 pm »

Before you get too excited, was it liquid/gaseous?

It was !!FIRE!!
So gas.

But it was still !!FIRE!!
Yeah, no. Flame demons are hotter than magma. They're actually plasma. Adamantium burial chamber now.
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Sir Leonard III

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« Reply #18 on: June 03, 2011, 10:31:45 pm »

Before you get too excited, was it liquid/gaseous?

It was !!FIRE!!
So gas.

But it was still !!FIRE!!

As soon as I can sneak down there and recover his body.

Yeah, no. Flame demons are hotter than magma. They're actually plasma. Adamantium burial chamber now.


On another note, a marksdwarf has been gored by, like, five clowns for the past half hour. He's still alive, and sleeping actually. Hasn't even given into pain, he just went to sleep.
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« Reply #19 on: June 03, 2011, 10:36:11 pm »

On another note, a marksdwarf has been gored by, like, five clowns for the past half hour. He's still alive, and sleeping actually. Hasn't even given into pain, he just went to sleep.
Give him a steel coffin.
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When something isn't quite dorfy enough, just add magma.

Necro910

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Re: My fort is too... steady.
« Reply #20 on: June 03, 2011, 10:38:38 pm »

Before you get too excited, was it liquid/gaseous?

It was !!FIRE!!
I assume you meant to write "adamantine burial chamber in honor of this achievement", yes?

Sadly he left his martial trance after BITING INTO THE CHEEK OF ANOTHER FLAMING CLOWN and soon died. If I manage to block off everything before we all die, then he will get more than that. He will get Armok's beard as a burial chamber.
Please tell me you're talking about the face. About all of the things in that sentence.

Sir Leonard III

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« Reply #21 on: June 03, 2011, 10:39:26 pm »

On another note, a marksdwarf has been gored by, like, five clowns for the past half hour. He's still alive, and sleeping actually. Hasn't even given into pain, he just went to sleep.
Give him a steel coffin.

He has a 122 page battle report. Of him just being beaten up and gored.
I'm going to give him a gold coffin.
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« Reply #22 on: June 03, 2011, 10:40:49 pm »

On another note, a marksdwarf has been gored by, like, five clowns for the past half hour. He's still alive, and sleeping actually. Hasn't even given into pain, he just went to sleep.
Give him a steel coffin.

He has a 122 page battle report. Of him just being beaten up and gored.
I'm going to give him a gold coffin.
All right then.  I would have said spoilerite, but he only deserves one of those if he actually kills some of them.
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Sir Leonard III

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« Reply #23 on: June 03, 2011, 10:41:46 pm »

On another note, a marksdwarf has been gored by, like, five clowns for the past half hour. He's still alive, and sleeping actually. Hasn't even given into pain, he just went to sleep.
Give him a steel coffin.

He has a 122 page battle report. Of him just being beaten up and gored.
I'm going to give him a gold coffin.
All right then.  I would have said spoilerite, but he only deserves one of those if he actually kills some of them.

He killed one of them, does that count?
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« Reply #24 on: June 03, 2011, 10:43:05 pm »

On another note, a marksdwarf has been gored by, like, five clowns for the past half hour. He's still alive, and sleeping actually. Hasn't even given into pain, he just went to sleep.
Give him a steel coffin.

He has a 122 page battle report. Of him just being beaten up and gored.
I'm going to give him a gold coffin.
All right then.  I would have said spoilerite, but he only deserves one of those if he actually kills some of them.

He killed one of them, does that count?
Was it gas/liquid/plasma?

Sir Leonard III

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« Reply #25 on: June 03, 2011, 10:44:02 pm »

On another note, a marksdwarf has been gored by, like, five clowns for the past half hour. He's still alive, and sleeping actually. Hasn't even given into pain, he just went to sleep.
Give him a steel coffin.

He has a 122 page battle report. Of him just being beaten up and gored.
I'm going to give him a gold coffin.
All right then.  I would have said spoilerite, but he only deserves one of those if he actually kills some of them.

He killed one of them, does that count?
Was it gas/liquid/plasma?

Yep, so he gets a "special" coffin, too.
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« Reply #26 on: June 03, 2011, 10:45:56 pm »

Was it gas/liquid/plasma?

Yep, so he gets a "special" coffin, too.
Nah, those are easy.

Children can punch off their arms.

Sarda

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« Reply #27 on: June 03, 2011, 10:46:33 pm »

Don't the plasma ones explode when they die in a burst of uberheat?
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Necro910

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« Reply #28 on: June 03, 2011, 10:53:03 pm »

Don't the plasma ones explode when they die in a burst of uberheat?
No. The "Flame" cools down to room temperature when they die.

Sarda

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« Reply #29 on: June 03, 2011, 10:54:06 pm »

Huh. Trying to remember where I saw that. Should we mod that in anyway?
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