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[Ale and Axes]

I'm looking forwards to my Malcom Eggs; fried, served sunny side up then pre-chewed by gorgeous black chicks.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Malcom Eggs

That is a level of pun that will get you mortally damned to the lowest level of Xenu's spaceship.

[optimumtact]

I am consistently disappointed that nobody catches on that this is performance art

Just like interior semiotics was. 

[Grakelin]

Interior semiotics was performance art. What point are you trying to make? This is arguably more successful, I would say.

[Rose]

They do have an actual Paypal page.  I wonder what would happen if you actually paid them for something.  I'd love to see that one go to court.

Disclaimer on the website saying nothing on the site is guaranteed to be real.

[Cthulhu]

Can clear soda really be called Cola?

[Gunner-Chan]

Cola and soda are two different things. Sprite is clear soda but it's not cola.

-Owls

[Cheese]

Now where did I put that Not See Cola image...

Spoiler: Large picture of soda bottles (click to show/hide)

Not See Kola (pictured alongside the less offensive Leninade) isn't a joke. Well, the whole dictator motif is probably meant to be funny, but the soda itself is nonetheless really intended to be sold and consumed and, allegedly, tastes like Crystal Pepsi.

Imagine the hilarity of replacing everything in some neo-nazi's fridge with leninade.

[Dutchling]

I really hope we will be able to make our dwarves do this with merfolk [1][2] milk in DF and than sell it to the elves for huge profit.

[1] Only milk from female merfolk
[2] Assuming merfolk actually are mammals, and not fish >.<

[Nikov]

I really hope we will be able to make our dwarves do this with merfolk [1][2] milk in DF and than sell it to the elves for huge profit.

[1] Only milk from female merfolk
[2] Assuming merfolk actually are mammals, and not fish >.<

New discussion. Are mermaids mammals?

Hang on, wife just came home early with a giant white bakery box.

DONUTS!

New discussion. Bismark or jelly first?

[Jreengus]

Jelly obviously, what a foolish question.

As for merfolk they're an impossible combination of fish and mammal, non fantastical methods of categorisation cannot be used on them.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Are....are you saying that you don't have Boston Cream? I......
;_;

[Cheese]

I really hope we will be able to make our dwarves do this with merfolk [1][2] milk in DF and than sell it to the elves for huge profit.

[1] Only milk from female merfolk
[2] Assuming merfolk actually are mammals, and not fish >.<

Hawt.

[Nikov]

National Donut Day. Pandemonium at the Rolling Pin. No Boston cream-filled donuts, although I do love them. I love them so very very much.