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Re: White Power Milk
« Reply #15 on: June 02, 2011, 10:34:45 am »

Culturally superior milk. I shall have to incorporate this within my own culturally lacking production process. Culturally superior cheese... yum.
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« Reply #16 on: June 02, 2011, 10:58:38 am »

Culturally superior milk. I shall have to incorporate this within my own culturally lacking production process. Culturally superior cheese... yum.
I was under the impression that to make cheese you already had to...  8) Culture it.
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Re: White Power Milk
« Reply #17 on: June 02, 2011, 11:06:02 am »

The scary part of this is that I'm still not convinced that it isn't serious.
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Re: White Power Milk
« Reply #18 on: June 02, 2011, 11:12:53 am »

If it is then it's extremely offensive. It's almost white power milk, after all.
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Re: White Power Milk
« Reply #19 on: June 02, 2011, 11:15:30 am »

If this were real it'd be too stupid too be ofensive. Like Time Cube.
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Re: White Power Milk
« Reply #20 on: June 02, 2011, 11:29:27 am »

Did the title just change?
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« Reply #21 on: June 02, 2011, 12:22:30 pm »

Nope.
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Re: White Power Milk
« Reply #22 on: June 02, 2011, 12:31:36 pm »

I am consistently disappointed that nobody catches on that this is performance art, even though the terms and conditions indicate that is a work of fiction. The whole site is covered in self-awareness. I think Hill has said more about our critical thinking abilities than he has about whatever point he was actually trying to make.
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« Reply #23 on: June 02, 2011, 04:10:43 pm »

I am consistently disappointed that nobody catches on that this is performance art, even though the terms and conditions indicate that is a work of fiction. The whole site is covered in self-awareness. I think Hill has said more about our critical thinking abilities than he has about whatever point he was actually trying to make.
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Re: White Power Milk
« Reply #24 on: June 02, 2011, 04:19:55 pm »

One man's performance art is another man's high class lulz.
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Re: White Power Milk
« Reply #25 on: June 02, 2011, 04:22:41 pm »

 Frankly it's more fun to act like this stuff is serious. Only when people have their britches in a twisted bunch and get angry over stuff that it stops being fun and we can point out the joke.

 Now where did I put that Not See Cola image...
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Re: White Power Milk
« Reply #26 on: June 02, 2011, 04:41:41 pm »

They do have an actual Paypal page.  I wonder what would happen if you actually paid them for something.  I'd love to see that one go to court.
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Re: White Power Milk
« Reply #27 on: June 02, 2011, 04:48:38 pm »

So did anyone else read this as White Powder milk fr ages? I only just realised it was power.
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« Reply #28 on: June 02, 2011, 05:16:47 pm »

So did anyone else read this as White Powder milk fr ages? I only just realised it was power.

Yeah. Apparently my brain thought White Powder Milk was slightly less bizarre than White Power Milk. After reading a bit of the website, though, it became clear I was reading it wrong.

They do have an actual Paypal page.  I wonder what would happen if you actually paid them for something.  I'd love to see that one go to court.

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Re: White Power Milk
« Reply #29 on: June 02, 2011, 06:22:08 pm »

Now where did I put that Not See Cola image...
Not See Kola (pictured alongside the less offensive Leninade) isn't a joke. Well, the whole dictator motif is probably meant to be funny, but the soda itself is nonetheless really intended to be sold and consumed and, allegedly, tastes like Crystal Pepsi.
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