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Kusgnos

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White Power Milk
« on: June 02, 2011, 01:49:02 am »
"Our secret ingredient is in the process through which rich, beautiful, white girls gargle your milk to absolute perfection."

http://whitepowermilk.com/

I'm sure some of you have already seen this, but when I first saw it my face melted off and I'd like to share that experience with all of you.
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Urist Imiknorris

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Re: White Power Milk
« Reply #1 on: June 02, 2011, 01:53:09 am »
Oh god. So many dirty jokes to be made.
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Re: White Power Milk
« Reply #2 on: June 02, 2011, 01:59:04 am »
Capitalism, I changed my mind. You ain't cool anymore. We can no longer be friends.

On a more serious note, this is the most god damn crazy thing I have ever laid my eyes on.
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ein

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Re: White Power Milk
« Reply #3 on: June 02, 2011, 02:00:31 am »
I'm going to second the notion.
And I've seen some crazy shit.
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Re: White Power Milk
« Reply #4 on: June 02, 2011, 02:07:25 am »
Quote from: Terms and Conditions
The buyer agrees that they are a responsible adult of sound mental

Good luck with that.

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and physical health at least 18 years of age as of the date of purchase

What? Why I ask?

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and they understand that White Power Milk is not sold or intended for human consumption.

Damn, and here I was hoping to be able to drink my $500 a glass milk.
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Angel Of Death

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Re: White Power Milk
« Reply #5 on: June 02, 2011, 06:37:26 am »
For some reason, that advert reminded me of this song. I'm getting off that website ASAP, before someone thinks I'm looking at... Err... Fun stuff...
« Last Edit: June 02, 2011, 06:39:41 am by Angel Of Death »
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99 percent of internet users add useless, pulled out of arse statistics to their sig. If you are the 1%, please, for the love of Armok, don't put any useless shit like this in your sig.
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Re: White Power Milk
« Reply #6 on: June 02, 2011, 07:01:06 am »
I can't wait until you've linked every cannibal corpse song and can stop linking them forever.

Pretty funny.  It's almost like they think they're not a fetish site.
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Re: White Power Milk
« Reply #7 on: June 02, 2011, 07:03:29 am »
Quote from: Cthulhu on June 02, 2011, 07:01:06 am
I can't wait until you've linked every cannibal corpse song and can stop linking them forever.
If I run out of songs, I'll just start from the begining again.
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ein

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Re: White Power Milk
« Reply #8 on: June 02, 2011, 07:20:30 am »
Or, Heaven forfend, link other bands.
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Angel Of Death

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Re: White Power Milk
« Reply #9 on: June 02, 2011, 07:28:15 am »
Quote from: ein on June 02, 2011, 07:20:30 am
Or, Heaven forfend, link other bands.
Hmmm... OTHER bands...

Good idea, Ein.
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Re: White Power Milk
« Reply #10 on: June 02, 2011, 08:13:10 am »
I read their product description and I still really do not understand what I'm looking at here.
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Re: White Power Milk
« Reply #11 on: June 02, 2011, 08:16:07 am »
Quote from: freeformschooler on June 02, 2011, 08:13:10 am
I read their product description and I still really do not understand what I'm looking at here.
You are looking at a joke. At least I hope it's a joke.
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Re: White Power Milk
« Reply #12 on: June 02, 2011, 08:23:05 am »
Yeah, just playin' around. But anyway I found this. Even if it is a joke the author seems at least mildly creepy.
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Re: White Power Milk
« Reply #13 on: June 02, 2011, 08:59:27 am »
Culturally superior milk. I shall have to incorporate this within my own culturally lacking production process. Culturally superior cheese... yum.
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Re: White Power Milk
« Reply #14 on: June 02, 2011, 09:56:45 am »
I thought this was porn at first. To think people make money selling shit like this is amazing.
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