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[jaxy15]

So, a dwarf once killed a baby Roc with his bare hands.
What did he really kill?
A pebbl!
*Ba-dum-tshh*

[Edosurist]

How many dwarfs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I want somebody to come up with a good answer for this one.

[PotatoLord]

Three. One to mandate it, one to screw it in, and one to pull the magma lever to power it.

[Necro910]

How many dwarfs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I want somebody to come up with a good answer for this one.

One to mandate it, one to get a fey mood involving clear glass and metal, and one to dick with the raws in order to install said light bulb.

[flieroflight]

enough teak, back to puns.
is the pungeon master noble still bugged?
i can hardly bear these puns as some of them are grizzly.
dwarfs often tend to have polar personalities so ill end up tantruming and slated for pun-ishment.

[612DwarfAvenue]

Incorperating bear puns?

Oh boy, it's panda-monium now...

[flieroflight]

im afraid that youre beginning to badger me.
of course, deer farming can bring in a lot of doe and bucks but its hard to butcher them with their fawning eyes

[Renzuko]

(one i accidentally did when talking about DF to a friend)

so, i realized something about dwarf fortress...there's a lot of micromanagement.

[Angel Of Death]

Incorperating bear puns?

Oh boy, it's panda-monium now...

Deer me! I cannot believe how much these puns roc!

[flieroflight]

this thread is getting a bit metamorphical so alluvial to your puns. if they keep going downhill ill have to bauxite your ears due to this pile of schist.
if a dwarf gets taken by melancholy, does his favourite wood become brood thorns?
of course, dwarfen warfare tends to have lots of irony aout it.

[GaxkangtheUnbound]

this thread is getting a bit metamorphical so alluvial to your puns. if they keep going downhill ill have to bauxite your ears due to this pile of schist.

I've wolfed down enough puns to keep my dogs barking a long time. This thread has no bone to pick with us. Only a bunch of bone-gnawing puns.

[Crazy Cow]

I just bought a strawberry limonite at a McDonalds, after being told by my doctor I needed more iron in my diet.

[Teneb]

When larch gives you lemons, make limonite (or don't)

Well, that was a rather sard pun