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Necro910

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Re: dwarven puns
« Reply #15 on: June 02, 2011, 12:48:49 pm »
Quote from: Ledi on June 02, 2011, 12:32:26 pm
Quote from: Necro910 on June 02, 2011, 12:11:21 pm
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Quote from: evileeyore on June 02, 2011, 11:11:36 am
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...That image scares me and amuses me at the same time.
When you look into the image, the image looks into you.

Knowing dwarves and their relationship with cats, I don't think you want that to happen.

I also kind of wonder how he keeps those on, not having ears or anything.

Then I remember: Magma. He probably melts them to his head.
He either puts them on the top of his head (The edges that partially resemble slopes) , or he magmas them.
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Re: dwarven puns
« Reply #16 on: June 02, 2011, 01:25:41 pm »
Quote from: Necro910 on June 02, 2011, 12:48:49 pm
Quote from: Ledi on June 02, 2011, 12:32:26 pm
Quote from: Necro910 on June 02, 2011, 12:11:21 pm
Quote from: Ledi on June 02, 2011, 12:10:02 pm
Quote from: evileeyore on June 02, 2011, 11:11:36 am
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...That image scares me and amuses me at the same time.
When you look into the image, the image looks into you.

Knowing dwarves and their relationship with cats, I don't think you want that to happen.

I also kind of wonder how he keeps those on, not having ears or anything.

Then I remember: Magma. He probably melts them to his head.
He either puts them on the top of his head (The edges that partially resemble slopes) , or he magmas them.
The T-mouth keeps reminding me of Anti-Spirals.
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Re: dwarven puns
« Reply #17 on: June 02, 2011, 06:41:03 pm »
Quote from: Ledi on June 02, 2011, 12:10:02 pm
Quote from: evileeyore on June 02, 2011, 11:11:36 am
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...That image scares me and amuses me at the same time.

Now that I stop and admire it... yeah it is kinda spooky.   :o
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Re: dwarven puns
« Reply #18 on: June 02, 2011, 06:54:34 pm »
Quote from: evileeyore on June 02, 2011, 06:41:03 pm
Quote from: Ledi on June 02, 2011, 12:10:02 pm
Quote from: evileeyore on June 02, 2011, 11:11:36 am
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...That image scares me and amuses me at the same time.

Now that I stop and admire it... yeah it is kinda spooky.   :o
Evileeyore has viewed a fine image today.
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Re: dwarven puns
« Reply #19 on: June 02, 2011, 07:03:11 pm »
Quote from: da_nang on June 02, 2011, 02:29:45 am
I'm pretty sure there are a lot of puns involving stones and ores. Very gneiss, I suppose.
My wife just rolled her eyes at me when I was telling her about the expertly crafted gneiss doors I had just put in at the entrance to the tomb section of my latest fort. I guess she didn't think they were very gneiss, after all.

 ;)
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Re: dwarven puns
« Reply #20 on: June 02, 2011, 07:42:02 pm »
A marbleous thread. Of quartz I'll have to watch where it goes from here.
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Re: dwarven puns
« Reply #21 on: June 02, 2011, 08:58:20 pm »
How much does a dwarf drink?
A galena day!
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Re: dwarven puns
« Reply #22 on: June 02, 2011, 09:28:56 pm »
We'll have to slate some changes to this thread, all this pun talc is mica me crazy.
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Re: dwarven puns
« Reply #23 on: June 02, 2011, 10:57:32 pm »
Quote from: 612DwarfAvenue on June 02, 2011, 09:28:56 pm
We'll have to slate some changes to this thread, all this pun talc is mica me crazy.
Shale we have a clean slate?

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Re: dwarven puns
« Reply #24 on: June 03, 2011, 10:48:58 pm »
Highwood suggest wood puns, or we willow run outta rock ones soon, which would be a pain in the ash.
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« Reply #25 on: June 03, 2011, 10:50:56 pm »
Quote from: 612DwarfAvenue on June 03, 2011, 10:48:58 pm
Highwood suggest wood puns, or we willow run outta rock ones soon, which would be a pain in the ash.
What the fuck are you, an elf?
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Re: dwarven puns
« Reply #26 on: June 03, 2011, 10:51:05 pm »
Quote from: 612DwarfAvenue on June 03, 2011, 10:48:58 pm
Highwood suggest wood puns, or we willow run outta rock ones soon, which would be a pain in the ash.
Quote from: Necro910 on June 02, 2011, 10:57:32 pm
Alabastars in elf land are drinking my ilmenite, so I gotta jet.
:P
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Re: dwarven puns
« Reply #27 on: June 03, 2011, 11:01:56 pm »
Pine your protests, Sarda. Resistance is rutile.

We shale spend alunite long thinking of new puns if we have to, oak-ay?
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Re: dwarven puns
« Reply #28 on: June 04, 2011, 12:09:03 am »
In Soviet Fortress, you eat CARP!!
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Re: dwarven puns
« Reply #29 on: June 04, 2011, 12:12:35 am »
Quote from: Edosurist on June 04, 2011, 12:09:03 am
In Soviet Fortress, you eat CARP!!
Because in Soviet Fortress, river stay frozen.  :P
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