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Author Topic: Are you scared?  (Read 2452 times)

Angel Of Death

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Re: Are you scared?
« Reply #15 on: June 02, 2011, 09:23:23 am »

Begin to scream "SAUSAGE EGGS! SAUSAGE EGGS! SAUAUAUAUUUSAGE EGGS!" and flail around like a madman.
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noah22223

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Re: Are you scared?
« Reply #16 on: June 02, 2011, 10:04:31 am »

You fail to flail, as you are paralyzed from the neck down by the bullet.
You cannot yell, as the bullet ripped up the vocal part of your brain.
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Strife26

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Re: Are you scared?
« Reply #17 on: June 02, 2011, 10:31:42 am »

Curse Glock for having screwy sights.
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Armok

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Re: Are you scared?
« Reply #18 on: June 02, 2011, 10:34:44 am »

> SING "Giggle at the Ghostie" to make all your fears go away!
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Kicior

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Re: Are you scared?
« Reply #19 on: June 02, 2011, 11:14:54 am »

you are paralyzed from the neck down by the bullet.
And still breathing?
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noah22223

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Re: Are you scared?
« Reply #20 on: June 02, 2011, 12:51:53 pm »

you are paralyzed from the neck down by the bullet.
And still breathing?
Yup.
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ragnarok97071

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Re: Are you scared?
« Reply #21 on: June 02, 2011, 12:58:08 pm »

Meditate and achieve inner peace, since we've got no distractions, really.

Other than the searing pain, but that's minor.
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Kicior

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Re: Are you scared?
« Reply #22 on: June 03, 2011, 07:26:28 am »

And then use power of your mind to free yourself.
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noah22223

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Re: Are you scared?
« Reply #23 on: June 03, 2011, 05:38:39 pm »

You meditate.
It simply causes the bullet to dig deeper.
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Kicior

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Re: Are you scared?
« Reply #24 on: June 04, 2011, 02:23:48 am »

How?
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noah22223

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Re: Are you scared?
« Reply #25 on: June 04, 2011, 02:31:17 am »

By the contracting of your brain as you think.
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AtomicSneakers

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Re: Are you scared?
« Reply #26 on: June 04, 2011, 03:12:01 am »

Undo the last stupid thing you did.

Or, if not feasible, accept death.
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Gamerlord

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Re: Are you scared?
« Reply #27 on: June 04, 2011, 03:17:47 am »

empty your mind. turn your head on it's side and attempt to think with certain parts of your brain, pushing the bullet out. if it worked against us, it can work for us!

noah22223

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Re: Are you scared?
« Reply #28 on: June 04, 2011, 10:26:19 am »

Death will not come.
You do not know where the bullet is in your head.
Blood is coating your eyes.
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Angel Of Death

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Re: Are you scared?
« Reply #29 on: June 04, 2011, 10:28:51 am »

Stop breathing until you pass out.
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