Micro Octopus Ransom - Make money to pay for your kidnapped octopus, or he gets it!
Obsessive Compulsive Boxing Underground - You have to use moves in an exact order.
Psychedelic Deer Hunter Trilogy - I want this.
Robot Walrus adventure - See above.
Vampire Ballet Turbo - Win in the races and come top in ballet school, all without getting staked or seeing sunlight.
Educational Punching Legends - In this kid's game, the player's character has to answer trivia questions or gets punched by some famous boxer.
Psycho Harpoon Superstar - By day, play music. By night, murder everyone you meet with a harpoon.
Everybody hates the Wheelchair Dwarf - Play this game as a crippled midget, trying to make your way in a predudiced world.
Star Wars Lawnmower Bandits - Protect your lawnmower from tusken raiders.
Merciless Janitor Overlord - In the grim darkness of the far future, the janitors have taken over. Fight your way to freedom!
Adventurers of the Internet in the Dark - Play this game by turning all the lights off, then going on /b/.
Monster Skydiving Hospital - Save various monsters from injuries sustained while skydiving.
Combat Donkey Solid - what
Kamikaze Yeti Farmer - Try to breed a large heard of yetis, but try to ensure they don't kill themselves.
Red Hot Lawnmower of the Damned - Adventure to the depths of hell itself to retrieve this fabelled artifact.
Star Wars Raccoon Assault - Running out of human volunteers, Darth Vader has a new plan for his stormtroopers.
Caeser's Hippo Deathmatch - Recreate Julius Caeser's favorite form of entertainment with this fun, educational game.
Communist Batman Beatdown - Batman vs. Communists. Pick your side, and let the beatdown begin!