Strife gets auto'd because I'm not waiting more than 3 days to update.
Sit grumpily in his own chair with his medkit (I'm assuming he'd have a medkit?)
You [1] sit grumpily in your chair, then randomly fall backwards.... into the lap of a certain Frenchman, who pees himself in fright at your sudden appearance, then falls into a coma for no apparent reason. Your head is now coated in pee.
Throw in some rifle, a cat and a rocket into the combination machine.
You combine a cat, some random rifle from the armory, and a rocket in the combination machine, and get... [4+1+1]a robo-cat with a small artillery station on its back. It begins destroying random things in complete happiness. Thankfully, none of the random things are of any noticeable use.
Snort in disgust at the frenchman, then attempt to put him to sleep so that he stops being either so terrified or so delighted that he pees
You snort in disgust at the Frenchman, then [6+1] put him to sleep so well that he falls into a coma. AND HE'S STILL PEEING.
Battery+combat armor then?
You combine a battery and some combat armor, and get... [5+1+1] some low-power combat armor! You put it on gleefully, and are mildly shocked at the lack of insulation on the thing. Literally. [Equipped armor, +1 to defense, -1 to anything requiring coherency]
Strife tries to get on the ship!
You run towards the ship as it begins to lift off, and [4] just barely make it aboard!
The ship lifts off, and everyone who isn't in the designated seating area gets thrown against a wall by the massive displacement caused by going into warp space.
So...
Strife gets [5] pressed against the wall, but generally not harmed.
Robocat gets [5-1] thrown into a wall, but is also generally unharmed.
Taricus gets [6] pressed against the combination machine, causing minor damage to it.
Maxicaxi gets [3+1] shoved into a wall, but is unharmed due to armor.
Dammit, the dice love you guys this round. And I had all sorts of horrible things planned for what could come out of Taricus's cat-rifle-rocket combination....