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Author Topic: Kobold Appreciation Conference  (Read 89652 times)

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Re: Kobold Appreciation Conference
« Reply #270 on: October 12, 2011, 02:16:47 pm »

I can tell you're only a dabbling liar, though.
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Re: Kobold Appreciation Conference
« Reply #271 on: October 12, 2011, 02:18:01 pm »

It's true.  I rarely need to lie, I'm out of practice.  The truth usually does well enough to astound and confuse that I don't need to lie.

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Re: Kobold Appreciation Conference
« Reply #272 on: October 12, 2011, 02:46:13 pm »

It's true.  I rarely need to lie, I'm out of practice.  The truth usually does well enough to astound and confuse that I don't need to lie.
Seconded!
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Re: Kobold Appreciation Conference
« Reply #273 on: October 12, 2011, 03:14:48 pm »

It's true.  I rarely need to lie, I'm out of practice.  The truth usually does well enough to astound and confuse that I don't need to lie.
Shit, I have the urge to sig that, too! *refrains urge*  :'(
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Re: Kobold Appreciation Conference
« Reply #274 on: February 16, 2012, 09:04:02 am »

Last post: October 12.
Necro: 4 months and change.
Last Kobold spotting: Today.

Kobolds are BACK!  Let the conference resume!

To begin, my first adventurer in .34.1 walked outside and ran into kobolds.  Being an elite wrestler, she grabbed the sword off one and yanked it away, then stabbed him with it, then strangled the other until he passed out and bit him in the head.  Kobolds are lovely, but if it's a choice...

I walk to the left, realize that's the wrong direction, and walk back to the right.  More Kobolds!  I'm standing over the previous corpses holding a bloody silver sword, and another kobold walks up and whips me in the back, severing the spine in one blow and leaving me crippled on the ground, legs turned to utter mush, where I then suffocate because my lungs are paralyzed.

My hat is off to you, Madam Kobold and your Glorious Silver Whip of Vengeance.  Please don't whip my naked head.

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Re: Kobold Appreciation Conference
« Reply #275 on: February 16, 2012, 09:10:37 am »

I've had four thieves within five minutes, and there was much rejoicing. Now I just need to build a cave-in trap so I can catch a few for my hammerer's harem. He's a devious little bastard, he is.
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Re: Kobold Appreciation Conference
« Reply #276 on: February 16, 2012, 09:53:16 am »

He's right here:



My first thief, Lulustraykin. Much rejoicing was had when he arrived, and I even let him get away.
Since this first touching sight, I have been blessed with two more such sightings.
My life is complete.
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Re: Kobold Appreciation Conference
« Reply #277 on: February 16, 2012, 10:20:45 am »

They make adorable chew toys for my fortress guard dogs.
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Re: Kobold Appreciation Conference
« Reply #278 on: February 16, 2012, 11:17:38 am »

Bawwwww :3

A kobold just gutted one of my fisherdwarfs :3

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« Reply #279 on: February 16, 2012, 11:24:27 am »

I squeed when I saw they were back!

I also had one come during the Epic Necromancer Invasion.  My dorfs let him go.
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Re: Kobold Appreciation Conference
« Reply #280 on: February 16, 2012, 11:38:24 am »

From what I read, kobolds became some scary little buggers...
Do they walk in bling? I once had bolds with gold boots.
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Re: Kobold Appreciation Conference
« Reply #281 on: February 17, 2012, 01:27:19 am »

My first super saiyan character killed 16 kobolds before dying to bogeymen.

Success? I'd say so.

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« Reply #282 on: February 17, 2012, 01:34:14 am »

I had never encountered kobolds before, I like the description in the CIV trade screen.

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Re: Kobold Appreciation Conference
« Reply #283 on: February 17, 2012, 01:45:23 am »

I am pleased to behold so many kobolds. Now if only runesmith were updated so I could transfer them to my civ to hang out in the dining hall whenever spotted!
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Re: Kobold Appreciation Conference
« Reply #284 on: February 17, 2012, 01:53:28 am »

Alright, Girlinhat, need some advice here (or anyone else who knows modding well enough to answer this).

First off, thanks to everyone for the advice on getting them to survive worldgen in 31.25.  Worked wonders.  Although I'm still not in the cutebold camp (and leaning towards scaly, though not ugly and hideous), I still like the idea of kobolds as dwarven pets/companions.

I'm thinking of modding them to be pets, and trainable for war or hunting.  How would I go about doing this, and what do you think would be a good pet value?  Also, is there any way to do it and NOT have them show up as slaughter-allowed livestock?  I'm not interested in kobold leather cloaks (though dwarves DO have cat and dog leather, so maybe it's not that out of the question).
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