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Author Topic: Kobold Appreciation Conference  (Read 89604 times)

Broseph Stalin

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Re: Kobold Appreciation Conference
« Reply #315 on: February 23, 2012, 06:38:18 am »

I like to think of kobolds as friendly little guys who aren't smart enough to keep themselves fed. Mainly because I want at least one genuinely good creature that can highlight how terrible my dorfs are.

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Re: Kobold Appreciation Conference
« Reply #316 on: February 23, 2012, 07:09:17 am »

Guys, kobolds aren't dog things. This is what they look like in DF:

This is a picture from Kobold Quest, which is also made by Toady.
I just realizede that picture is NSFW...
How?

Look below. Notice the lack of underpants and what appears visible.

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Re: Kobold Appreciation Conference
« Reply #317 on: February 23, 2012, 07:13:14 am »

He's clearly wearing a borat style thong, while a significant bulge is visable it may merely be where kobolds keep their Large copper dagger :/
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Re: Kobold Appreciation Conference
« Reply #318 on: February 23, 2012, 07:36:55 am »

Guys, kobolds aren't dog things. This is what they look like in DF:

This is a picture from Kobold Quest, which is also made by Toady.
I just realizede that picture is NSFW...
How?

Look below. Notice the lack of underpants and what appears visible.
Looks like cloth to me.
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Re: Kobold Appreciation Conference
« Reply #319 on: February 23, 2012, 09:08:41 am »

I say loincloth.
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Re: Kobold Appreciation Conference
« Reply #320 on: February 23, 2012, 02:19:29 pm »

He's clearly wearing a borat style thong, while a significant bulge is visable it may merely be where kobolds keep their Large copper dagger :/

This

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Re: Kobold Appreciation Conference
« Reply #321 on: February 23, 2012, 02:29:48 pm »

That kobold looks more how I envisage goblins.
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Re: Kobold Appreciation Conference
« Reply #322 on: February 23, 2012, 02:31:23 pm »

He's clearly wearing a borat style thong, while a significant bulge is visable it may merely be where kobolds keep their Large copper dagger :/

This

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Re: Kobold Appreciation Conference
« Reply #323 on: February 23, 2012, 02:48:57 pm »

Spoiler (click to show/hide)
How?
Look below. Notice the lack of underpants and what appears visible.
Looks like cloth to me.
Good for you because I did not need to see that,
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Re: Kobold Appreciation Conference
« Reply #324 on: February 23, 2012, 03:34:18 pm »

Clearly it's a loincloth, geez.
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Re: Kobold Appreciation Conference
« Reply #325 on: April 10, 2012, 09:13:37 pm »

Necro For Great Justice!
Code: [Select]
[ETHIC:KILL_ENTITY_MEMBER:PUNISH_EXILE]
[ETHIC:KILL_NEUTRAL:ACCEPTABLE]
[ETHIC:KILL_ENEMY:ACCEPTABLE]
[ETHIC:KILL_ANIMAL:ACCEPTABLE]
[ETHIC:KILL_PLANT:ACCEPTABLE]
[ETHIC:TORTURE_AS_EXAMPLE:UNTHINKABLE]
[ETHIC:TORTURE_FOR_INFORMATION:NOT_APPLICABLE]
[ETHIC:TORTURE_FOR_FUN:ACCEPTABLE]
[ETHIC:TORTURE_ANIMALS:UNTHINKABLE]
[ETHIC:TREASON:UNTHINKABLE]
[ETHIC:OATH_BREAKING:NOT_APPLICABLE]
[ETHIC:LYING:NOT_APPLICABLE]
[ETHIC:VANDALISM:NOT_APPLICABLE]
[ETHIC:TRESPASSING:NOT_APPLICABLE]
[ETHIC:THEFT:NOT_APPLICABLE]
[ETHIC:ASSAULT:PERSONAL_MATTER]
[ETHIC:SLAVERY:UNTHINKABLE]
[ETHIC:EAT_SAPIENT_OTHER:UNTHINKABLE]
[ETHIC:EAT_SAPIENT_KILL:UNTHINKABLE]
[ETHIC:MAKE_TROPHY_SAME_RACE:UNTHINKABLE]
[ETHIC:MAKE_TROPHY_SAPIENT:UNTHINKABLE]
[ETHIC:MAKE_TROPHY_ANIMAL:UNTHINKABLE]
Turns out Kobolds are pretty hardcore.  Assault is a personal matter, and torturing for fun is acceptable.  Most of the other issues are just things which don't apply to them, like theft does not exist as a concept between kobolds, neither is lying something they can comprehend.

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Re: Kobold Appreciation Conference
« Reply #326 on: April 10, 2012, 09:16:13 pm »

This is a engraving of the kobold Corai and the dwarf Girlinhat, the kobold is hugging the dwarf, this relates to the Kobold Appreciation Conference in the year 2012.
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Re: Kobold Appreciation Conference
« Reply #327 on: April 10, 2012, 09:19:02 pm »

We all love Kobolds.
Old thread is still relevant.

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Re: Kobold Appreciation Conference
« Reply #328 on: April 10, 2012, 09:19:03 pm »

This is an engraving of a dwarf and a kobold. The dwarf is striking down the kobold. This image relates to the murder of the kobold Corai by the dwarf Girlinhat in the year 2012 after Girlinhat was harassed by kobold Corai.

Necro For Great Justice!
Code: [Select]
[ETHIC:KILL_ENTITY_MEMBER:PUNISH_EXILE]
[ETHIC:KILL_NEUTRAL:ACCEPTABLE]
[ETHIC:KILL_ENEMY:ACCEPTABLE]
[ETHIC:KILL_ANIMAL:ACCEPTABLE]
[ETHIC:KILL_PLANT:ACCEPTABLE]
[ETHIC:TORTURE_AS_EXAMPLE:UNTHINKABLE]
[ETHIC:TORTURE_FOR_INFORMATION:NOT_APPLICABLE]
[ETHIC:TORTURE_FOR_FUN:ACCEPTABLE]
[ETHIC:TORTURE_ANIMALS:UNTHINKABLE]
[ETHIC:TREASON:UNTHINKABLE]
[ETHIC:OATH_BREAKING:NOT_APPLICABLE]
[ETHIC:LYING:NOT_APPLICABLE]
[ETHIC:VANDALISM:NOT_APPLICABLE]
[ETHIC:TRESPASSING:NOT_APPLICABLE]
[ETHIC:THEFT:NOT_APPLICABLE]
[ETHIC:ASSAULT:PERSONAL_MATTER]
[ETHIC:SLAVERY:UNTHINKABLE]
[ETHIC:EAT_SAPIENT_OTHER:UNTHINKABLE]
[ETHIC:EAT_SAPIENT_KILL:UNTHINKABLE]
[ETHIC:MAKE_TROPHY_SAME_RACE:UNTHINKABLE]
[ETHIC:MAKE_TROPHY_SAPIENT:UNTHINKABLE]
[ETHIC:MAKE_TROPHY_ANIMAL:UNTHINKABLE]
Turns out Kobolds are pretty hardcore.  Assault is a personal matter, and torturing for fun is acceptable.  Most of the other issues are just things which don't apply to them, like theft does not exist as a concept between kobolds, neither is lying something they can comprehend.

I don't think they can lie or break an oath considering they are supposed to be unable to communicate at those levels.
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Re: Kobold Appreciation Conference
« Reply #329 on: April 10, 2012, 09:19:22 pm »

Can't communicate through speech or body - can't lie.

This supports my theory of a Kobold hive mind existing.
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